I saw a Steven Seagal movie on some cable channel recently. Does the title really matter?
And I actually own a copy of Battlefield Earth.
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I saw a Steven Seagal movie on some cable channel recently. Does the title really matter?
And I actually own a copy of Battlefield Earth.
Rented Wanted over the weekend. The beginning was alright, Angelina gave me a hard-on and I could even forgive the magic bullet thing, but the whole cloth fate horseshit? Lame. And then the kid at the end asks, "What the fuck have you done lately?" Well I fucking watched this half-assed movie is what I did, asshole. Also it's just not cool when Morgan Freeman says "motherfucker."
Wanted severely fucked up the source material. It kept a few of the good moments but was mostly a wash.
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For fucking real. How do they turn an action game into a movie where Max Payne goes an hour into it without shooting anyone?! Did any of them play the game? You can't get across the street without needing to kill someone!
I kinda liked Shoot Em Up as a purely nonsense film.
I kinda enjoyed Wanted.
What was a truly shitty movie was "What Just Happened" with Bruce Willis and DeNiro. It was like someone took a shit in my eyes, then ate the shit, and then puked up the vomit shit in my mouth. I don't even understand how you can make such a bad movie about making a bad movie.
Transporter 3 was really disappointingly bad. I liked the first one, the second one was okay, but this one dropped off the fucking roof. The chick was an annoying, dirty ginger.
The chick was the only part I liked. The ugly car and the preposterous nonsense plot were the bits that made me hate it.
Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things. Bunch of us re-rented it for nostalgia sake and yeah, it's still a terrible terrible movie.
Does anyone even KNOW anyone that watches those cheesy movies Sci-fi channel cranks out? They all look and sound terrible.
The Spirit was fucking terrible. Worse than battlefield earth terrible.