Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

So, in addition to the fact that I am now living in a newfound state of looking forward to dying alone, the heater has broken here. I am in the spare room, on the floor, cuddling the warmest thing in the house that will touch me: my laptop.

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Originally Posted by Blushy

I am in the spare room, on the floor, cuddling the warmest thing in the house that will touch me: my laptop.

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And even that said no at first.

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Originally Posted by Blushy

So, in addition to the fact that I am now living in a newfound state of looking forward to dying alone, the heater has broken here. I am in the spare room, on the floor, cuddling the warmest thing in the house that will touch me: my laptop.

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My heart bleeds for you.

Why so sad little clowns?

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Originally Posted by Back

Why so sad little clowns?

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Mine are always in response to others' pain.

In this case, I'll go with brevity.

Fuck off, guy.

I'm full of bitterness and hate. I'm willing to admit that.

Fuck it, I can't make the table so the insult isn't going to work.

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Originally Posted by Paradii

Fuck it, I can't make the table so the insult isn't going to work.

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Here is a template.


Do your worst.

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Originally Posted by B4Hand

I normally refer to David as Big D.. Big David..or my husband. Though there are times I've called him..far less flattering things like.. Jerk, Butthead, ahem. ASS@#@#! Though that isn't often. I don't recall calling him hubby often, if I have it's because someone else has recently used the term, and I have a habit to trying to speak to people in words I know they are comfortable using. I'm a weirdo...

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Originally Posted by diethx

I call J hubby sometimes. Only to him though, wouldn't call him that when speaking about him to someone else.

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This is both of your fault but I'm sure you dont know why. I was sitting on the bench today while this woman was talking about the mysterious organism hubby and in between remembering that you cant slide on a brick bench while wearing 100 percent polyester and that there wasnt anything on my current booklist that I actually wanted to read...I had the epiphony that if facebook people and PC people can remember their husbands names semi-intelligent interns of whom I am somewhat jealous should be able to remember their husbands names. She was the third woman this week. I SNAPPED. My photographic memory has been wasted on this incident. I need to purge immediately.

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Originally Posted by Delias

I am officially challenging you to a mixed martial arts fight. I will use my combined skills of being huge and being remorseless, and you I presume will use your cock-chewing vagina.

I still love you... why do you make me hit you?

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I will


1)Chloroform
2)Duck tape
3)Sex and the City Marathon
4) LOLOLOL

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Originally Posted by RojoDisco

I will


1)Chloroform
2)Duck tape
3)Sex and the City Marathon
4) LOLOLOL

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well... can we at least make out during the sex and the city marathon?