A thread for Ashliana

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Originally Posted by Neveragain

Didn't PK sleep with a married woman and when that went south broke into her gemstone account and stole her shit?

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Originally Posted by Neveragain

Didn't PK sleep with a married woman and when that went south broke into her gemstone account and stole her shit?

Who cares! PARKBANDIT MADE FUN OF HIM FOR WORKING AT GOODWILL AND THAT IS THE ONLY PART OF THE STORY THAT IS SUPER IMPORTANT TO BE SUPER UPSET ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Ashliana 2021

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Originally Posted by Ashlianus

PB repeatedly belittled him for working at Goodwill. You getting Big Mad about your simping not being able to change reality might be hilarious, but doesn't do anything.

I seem to remember you not being there during any of this, probably because Trump was still in office and you were busy shitting your pants crying in a corner. So clearly you and your mental illness are the experts here.

PK was a bum and a thief and a liar and a huge all around creepy piece of shit anyway, so...well I can see why you would like him now that I think about it.

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Wish me the best of luck coming to terms with the fact that my wishes don't change reality, like they didn't change New Orleans to somehow not having the most murders in Louisiana, at least to someone like me who can't understand words because I'm stupid. I apologize. I'm just retarded.

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Oh, you mean his inaccurate, after-the-fact rationalization of his actions.. which doesn't actually transform the past?

Citation required, including context from 2019 that you don't have and are just making up.

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You said: "Except Ashlianus is so stupid that he apparently thinks hot tub installers clean ducts."
Now you're saying "You just don't understand how business owners employ other people to do the labor.."

You realize those two things have nothing to do with each other, right, and that you're hilariously moving the goalposts because you're too retarded to follow a conversation you're going out of your way to participate in, right?

Considering the fact that they were two completely unrelated statements replying to two different things in two different posts....ok? Grats?

The first point is about how despite PB being neither, you and your mental illness are now going to have to keep up with if PB is a hot tub installer now, or a duct cleaner, and given your mental illness, you won't be able to keep up, and I expect hilarious results.

The second is just stating the obvious about how you don't understand how business and owning a business works, because all you know is government checks.

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Oh, and wish me best of luck with my fantasies. Maybe one day if I pretend hard enough, I'll win an argument on the internet, which has been my lifelong dream and it's all I care about.

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Originally Posted by Ashlianus

My current status at this very moment:

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Translation: "Ashlianus really should get a job. But I have no hope or expectation that he ever will, because just look at him."

Yes, that is the actual translation. I'm proud of you for finally getting something right.

PS: "Big Mad" isn't a proper noun. Please learn first grade level grammar. :lol:

Kind of weird how Ashliana has tried to turn this into a PK exoneration thread. Wonder why?

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

Ooh, you cycled to another rationalization of your actions. Maybe you'll be able to stick with one this time. Hopefully one that actually makes sense, this time, as opposed to that one.

Oh, make no mistake... the reason I created this amazing thread was to completely troll you because I knew you were SO.FUCKING.DUMB. that you would take the bait... and 1100+ posts later, it has even surpassed my expectations.

But since we have 19% of all your posts (soon to be over 20% by month's end) over the past 13 years on this forum have been in the troll thread I created.. it's obvious that an additional benefit to this forum was to contain the retard ooze you exude into one thread.

I would like to say I did this for the forum.. but I started this thread for my own selfish entertainment.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

Who cares! PARKBANDIT MADE FUN OF HIM FOR WORKING AT GOODWILL AND THAT IS THE ONLY PART OF THE STORY THAT IS SUPER IMPORTANT TO BE SUPER UPSET ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Ashliana 2021

Translation: "NO FAIR! I only belittled his job because <mental gymnastics about Pk being a bad person rationalizing his actions>.."

Do you even know what you're arguing about at this point? Is this Alzheimer's again, or just your more general stupidity? :rofl:

Pk may or may not be the worst person who ever lived, but belittling him for his vocation was a huge part of your criticism for him, and as such, your job is fair game -- no matter how butthurt you get about regretting you opened that door. :)

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

Oh, make no mistake... the reason I created this amazing thread was to completely troll you because I knew you were SO.FUCKING.DUMB. that you would take the bait...

You created this thread because you were mid-meltdown at your emotional devastation at Trump's spectacular loss, and you had humiliated yourself in one thread too many.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

and 1100+ posts later, it has even surpassed my expectations.

Likewise, I didn't expect you to help me stretch out your meltdown into the longest meltdown in PC history. The fact that you were conned into making your decade-plus obsession with me public, instead of the shadows where you'd previously been concealing it, is just icing on the cake.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

But since we have 19% of all your posts (soon to be over 20% by month's end) over the past 13 years on this forum have been in the troll thread I created.. it's obvious that an additional benefit to this forum was to contain the retard ooze you exude into one thread.

I would like to say I did this for the forum.. but I started this thread for my own selfish entertainment.

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Oooh, you're back to restating your tiny goals. We'd expect tiny ambitions from a 60 year old man who cleans ducts for a living. You can pat yourself on the back with rationalizations of your eternal meltdown all you like -- we'll be keeping this up until you're literally a corpse, Tardbandit.

Oh, and best of luck figuring out that you haven't stopped me from posting anywhere.

Seek psychiatric care soon.

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Originally Posted by Methais

I seem to remember you not being there during any of this, probably because Trump was still in office and you were busy shitting your pants crying in a corner. So clearly you and your mental illness are the experts here.

PK was a bum and a thief and a liar and a huge all around creepy piece of shit anyway, so...well I can see why you would like him now that I think about it.

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What you "remember" is, in fact, just your fantasy. Best of luck coming to terms with that, and the fact that PK could be the worst person in history, and that wouldn't change anything. TB repeatedly belittled him for his vocation, and thus, it's fair game to do the same to PB -- no matter how upset he gets about it, or how many comically desperate attempts you make to tie criticizing PB to "defense of PK."

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Originally Posted by Methais

I lied about New Orleans repeatedly, moved the goalposts repeatedly, because 1) I don't know how to argue, and 2) my ego is too fragile to admit I misspoke, and 3) thought that lying about lying, and lying about lying about lying, was the mentally healthy recourse.

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Originally Posted by Methais' Comical Desperate Simping

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

Oh, you mean his inaccurate, after-the-fact rationalization of his actions.. which doesn't actually transform the past?

Citation required, including context from 2019 that you don't have and are just making up.

Ashliana: TB repeatedly belittled him for his vocation.

TB, rationalizing his past actions:
"You are referring to Androidpk.. and it wasn't so much that he worked at Goodwill, it was that he had to be begged to go get that job... while telling us all about how important he was in the Internet Security field."

Reality: He belittled him repeatedly, for working AT Goodwill specifically, and not just that he "begged to go get that job."

Example #1:
"Imagine working as a shelf stocker at Goodwill and trying to make fun of someone who installs tubs."

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"Androidpk literally worked for Goodwill for at least a week or two... so there's that."

Example #3:
"Also: I commend Goodwill for hiring people that couldn't get a job elsewhere."

Example #4:
"If you worked for Goodwill... wouldn't you make something else up?"

Example #5:
"Delusions of grandeur much? No one has any syndrome associated with you. At all. No one cares about a homeless Goodwill reject. Like at all. Sorry."

That isn't even all of them. So no, PB's after-the-fact rationalization was nonsense, as was your comically desperate attempt to white knight for TB.

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Originally Posted by Methais

Considering the fact that they were two completely unrelated statements replying to two different things in two different posts....ok? Grats?

The first point is about how despite PB being neither, you and your mental illness are now going to have to keep up with if PB is a hot tub installer now, or a duct cleaner, and given your mental illness, you won't be able to keep up, and I expect hilarious results.

The second is just stating the obvious about how you don't understand how business and owning a business works, because all you know is government checks.

Your inability to read what you're responding to only reflects on you. You're the one who responded to those statements, linking them.

Methais: "Ashlianus is so stupid that he apparently thinks hot tub installers clean ducts."
Ashliana: "You invented that supposed confusion. PB publicly lists his own business here, and when googled, multiple sites list it as a duct cleaning service. That's literally it."
Methais: "That's a strange way of conceding to the fact that you don't understand the concept of how business owners employ other people to do the labor, which they then get paid for in return."
Ashliana: "You said: "Except Ashlianus is so stupid that he apparently thinks hot tub installers clean ducts." Now you're saying "You just don't understand how business owners employ other people to do the labor.." You realize those two things have nothing to do with each other, right, and that you're hilariously moving the goalposts because you're too retarded to follow a conversation you're going out of your way to participate in, right?"

Your comically poor reading comprehension only reflects on you, Methais.

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Originally Posted by Methais

I'm Big Mad I fall on my face with unforced errors, totally unprompted all this time.

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Originally Posted by Methais

I'm forced to pretend that you criticizing me using my own retarded "logic" is somehow you trying to be like me.

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Originally Posted by Methais

If I hope and pray hard enough, I'll somehow know something about your job. That way, PB won't have to feel so bad about being a 60 year old who cleans ducts for a living. Here goes! HHHHHNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnhhh!

Best of luck with that.

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Originally Posted by Methais

PS: "Big Mad" isn't a proper noun. Please learn first grade level grammar.

P.S. Please stay Big Mad.

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Originally Posted by Neveragain

Kind of weird how Ashliana has tried to turn this into a PK exoneration thread. Wonder why?

Best of luck substantiating your claim with even one "exonerating" thing I've said about PK. Spoiler Alert: You won't be able to. Wonder why?

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

What you "remember" is, in fact, just your fantasy. Best of luck coming to terms with that, and the fact that PK could be the worst person in history, and that wouldn't change anything. TB repeatedly belittled him for his vocation, and thus, it's fair game to do the same to PB -- no matter how upset he gets about it, or how many comically desperate attempts you make to tie criticizing PB to "defense of PK."

Do you showcase your stupidity like this on purpose? Or is it an accident every time?

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

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Originally Posted by Methais

Do you showcase your stupidity like this on purpose? Or is it an accident every time?

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Thanks for the concession. :) You've been on a failure roll lately, Methais, though nothing tops your nonsensical lies about New Orleans (or the weeks you spent doubling down insisting people just weren't "understanding" your lies until those lies were also demonstrated).

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