A thread for Ashliana

It's okay, Tardbandit.

If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost. :)

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions. :)

Also:

https://i.imgur.com/kGloe3P.jpg

Best of luck coping. :)

Oh, and: Sunday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit, Hilariously Trapped In A Retarded Prison Of His Own Making

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

Sunday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

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Aww

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http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthrea...24#post2196124


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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthrea...24#post2196124


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Yes, your months-long meltdown since you were so emotionally distraught after Trump's spectacular loss has been quite funny.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...ngebobmeme.jpg

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Originally Posted by Methais

In that case, let me rephrase...

You've conceded 1,028 times so far just in this thread.

I'm glad we were able to clear this up.


Honorable mention for going the extra mile with your lack of self awareness though:






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^^ This is correct.

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Originally Posted by ~Rocktard~

^^ This is correct.

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^^ This is correct.

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...40/347/125.jpg

^^ This is correct.

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We all cry tears of laughter when you post your textural vomit. Keep trying to be relevant.

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Originally Posted by ~Rocktar~

We all cry tears of laughter when you post your textural vomit. Keep trying to be relevant.

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You are a self-parody of conservatives, the type of retarded InfoWars-reading conspiracy theorist that other conservatives insist is a liberal straw man.

It pleases me to no end that you're so upset that your half-baked nonsense was dismantled, Rocktard. Reality doesn't care about your fee-fees, no matter how angry you get about it. :)

UPDATE JULY GOALS:

GOAL #1: 20% of all posts will be in this thread. We're currently sitting at 16.5%, so we will need some effort. This was a goal for 2021.. but we can do it in half the time!✓

17.8% currently
GOAL #2: Maintain more than twice as many posts as anyone else. That's easy... he's super upset all the time.✓


GOAL #3: Force Ashliana to post 28 out of 31 days.✓

11 for 11 days
GOAL #4: Have 2 secret words for him to regurgitate back.✓


GOAL #5: SECRET✓