Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

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Originally Posted by LMingrone

Yep. And pictures. He said I wasn't in a lane. I'd like to see him explain how he was merging into a lane that doesn't exist.

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Well from your post on the surface you handled it really calm, and collectively...

Latrin, this is in no way judgment on you, but I am suspecting that unique thing that makes people love or completely baffled, or some variation in between, does have an effect on how you're perceived.

I don't know how you were dressed, but if you were wearing knee-high purple stripped socks with clown shoes.. well..

Unfortunately people have eyes and they use those first, especially if they don't know you.

All that said, knowing you, you'll have done the calculus, trigonometry and geometry to prove beyond any doubt mathematically, that it simply could not be your fault. Otherwise it would cause a sigularity and all kinds of cosmic shit would hit the fan. I envy your skills, alas, my career counselor never suggested I take any of those to prepare for my illustrious career at the local Radio Shack. So, i wouldn't sweat it too much, and just get your ducks in a row and roll up in that courtroom like a bad motherfucker.



Anyways, fuck the police. They need to let my cousin Pooky outta jail.

I actually have no problem with 90% of Police Officers. I'm good friends with more than a few of 'em. Dude was just working off duty, making overtime, and the last thing he wanted was the sargent showing up and bitching him out. EDIT: Lucky he hit my Cobalt and not the SL500.

(Who's Latrin?)

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Originally Posted by LMingrone

I actually have no problem with 90% of Police Officers. I'm good friends with more than a few of 'em. Dude was just working off duty, making overtime, and the last thing he wanted was the sargent showing up and bitching him out.

(Who's Latrin?)

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HAHA. THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS!

Don't mind my epic fail. I haven't been the same since I laid my eyes on.. well you know. Some people find Buddah, some people have kids.

To be honest with you man, I can't even make direct eye contact with them anymore. It's like they're surrounded in a blinding light from the heavens.

On a side note, it has restored a little bit of my faith in creationism. Things like you know, those, don't happen by mere accident.

EDIT: I got to run so, you'll probably need SB to interperet. I think he's hip to the cut of my jive.

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Originally Posted by pabstblueribbon

Things like you know, those, don't happen by mere accident.

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I'm no elitist, but what world do live in? I need to move there. "My life is like a sitcom". It's very fun to be rolling down the street, and out of nowhere, having a cop smash into you. Shit happens. Maybe one day you'll live somewhere that has 10000000000000000000000000000cars trying to get to work at once. Would you like pictures? Video? Recorded voices from said asshole cops? Cause I'm one of those smart people that actually keeps records. Best thing that can happen though: My beater car gets some scratches fixed.

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Originally Posted by Showal

Explanation - cats are induced ovulators. That means some go in to heat and will not come out without something going in.

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I missed this. But before I abscond with 'She Whom Cannot Decide on One Fucking Outfit' I need, nay, I feel it is my duty to share my enlightened observations.

So you're telling me that if I were to own a cat, arguably the most useless lifeform on this planet, not only will it not do anything I say, or contribute in anyway shape or form, that I have to tug it off to shut it up every now and then if its not fixed?

Fuuuck that. I mean, why do they even exist? I mean, I can see how they are an important commodity to the asian foods markets but..

And you know.. it's only funny because it's racist.

Please pray for 'She Whom Cannot Decide on One Fucking Outfit'.

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Originally Posted by LMingrone

I'm no elitist, but what world do live in? I need to move there. "My life is like a sitcom". It's very fun to be rolling down the street, and out of nowhere, having a cop smash into you. Shit happens. Maybe one day you'll live somewhere that has 10000000000000000000000000000cars trying to get to work at once. Would you like pictures? Video? Recorded voices from said asshole cops? Cause I'm one of those smart people that actually keeps records. Best thing that can happen though: My beater car gets some scratches fixed.

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Whoa whoa whoa. Back the fun bus the fuck up. Behold.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost....postcount=5660

Do not stare at them directly. There's some kind of geometric shaman light phenomena emiting from them. You have been warned.

How the hell is anything you say an "enlightened observation" if you've never seen it? My cat goes into heat for two days at a time. All she does is whine for two days. My male cat (my avatar) couldn't give a fuck less and just sleeps with me. I let the bitchy cat sleep with the wife and bother her.

I guess my point is, oh enlightened one. How the hell is anything you say an enlightened observation if you've never even dealt with it?

Edit: and dollar store Christmas stars and moles don't get me hot enough. Try again.

CLICK THE FUCKING LINK I DON'T GIVE THREE FUCKS ABOUT FOUR FUCKS ABOUT YOUR GODDAMN CAT.

Ok bye.

Damn you Pabst!!!!!!!! My cats are so nice. My birds on the other wing, will tear your eyes out! Or they might have sex with YOU: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xagF6pRk2qk

Is that you talking???? holy shit you have a girly voice.