Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

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Originally Posted by Androidpk

HK girl flying back to her husband in a few hours :(

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Fixed, because this is not something you should be sad about. I'm assuming you hit it? And I'm assuming she'll be back for more of the same?

CELEBRATION!

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Originally Posted by NocturnalRob

Fixed, because this is not something you should be sad about. I'm assuming you hit it? And I'm assuming she'll be back for more of the same?

CELEBRATION!

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Her husband is in Europe, she's flying to HK. And you assume correctly. On both accounts.

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Originally Posted by Androidpk

Her husband is in Europe, she's flying to HK. And you assume correctly. On both accounts.

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Cyber high five.

http://improveverywhere.com/images/hf05.jpg

http://classicfun.ws/wp-content/uplo...ht-480x444.jpg

I fucking HATE the 53rd & Lex subway station. HATE!

I was also pretty pissed that I missed that particular improv bit.

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Originally Posted by Tisket

I thought this was some kind of obscure reference to a movie scene or something so I googled it and that shit is real and actually recommended by some as a method to calm a horny cat. Apparently cats like dildos. We need to get Killer Kitten to weigh in on the validity of this.

Anyway, Jesus. I think I'll pass and just stick to plan A, gettting my husband to talk to the neighbors about the noise.

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Explanation - cats are induced ovulators. That means some go in to heat and will not come out without something going in.

I was too much of a pussy to ask the guy I was helping at work for his number. Next time I think I'll just give him a bj right on the dot and call it a day.

I is frowning today because of asshole cops. I was on my way this morning to go see my mother. I was in a left turn lane when a F150 smashes right into my rear passenger side. So I start screaming and telling the douche to pull into the gas station that was right next to us. A fucking cop gets out of the car, gets on his radio, and calls three of his buddies to the "scene". Once they get there they all start talking about football (they saw I had a Giants hat on, so they were rubbing the loss to the Eagles in my face. GRRRRR). Cop hands me a report #, tells me it's my fault, and jets off.

This is a month after having the whole right side of my car repaired after my sister crashed into a guard rail. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Originally Posted by LMingrone

I is frowning today because of asshole cops. I was on my way this morning to go see my mother. I was in a left turn lane when a F150 smashes right into my rear passenger side. So I start screaming and telling the douche to pull into the gas station that was right next to us. A fucking cop gets out of the car, gets on his radio, and calls three of his buddies to the "scene". Once they get there they all start talking about football (they saw I had a Giants hat on, so they were rubbing the loss to the Eagles in my face. GRRRRR). Cop hands me a report #, tells me it's my fault, and jets off.

This is a month after having the whole right side of my car repaired after my sister crashed into a guard rail. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Get a badge number?

Yep. And pictures. He said I wasn't in a lane. I'd like to see him explain how he was merging into a lane that doesn't exist.