Cool the cat off with a q-tip. You will look really dumb with the q-tip taped to the front of your pants though.
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Cool the cat off with a q-tip. You will look really dumb with the q-tip taped to the front of your pants though.
Yo. I am seriously about to take people, put them inside of a barrel, seal it up. Then drive foot-long nails through it -- and roll motherfuckers down a hill.
I took time out of my shit. Probably even taking a good shit, to fucking play "Dead Money" on the 360. I finish the storyline, try to return to the main game in the Mojave Wasteland -- And the shit freezes up on me. I will kill foreigners, civilians, men, women, children. Old folks. Fucking cancer patients. Holy shit. There are no fixes/patches -- Human sacrifice will commence. Fuck shit.
Project rewrite over the holidays.
I thought this was some kind of obscure reference to a movie scene or something so I googled it and that shit is real and actually recommended by some as a method to calm a horny cat. Apparently cats like dildos. We need to get Killer Kitten to weigh in on the validity of this.
Anyway, Jesus. I think I'll pass and just stick to plan A, gettting my husband to talk to the neighbors about the noise.
My husband telling me that he can't find his passport when we're leaving for vacation on Saturday. *headdesk*
HK girl flying back to HK in a few hours :(