Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

Griswold vacation. I had one.

Phone was stolen, fireants thwarted, fell in a pit of sticks built by some really special, fort-building, WAR READY CHILDREN at the state park, the (brand new!) Hummer that I borrowed from family to go camping in broke down about a dozen times first in the middle of nowhere....then in the middle of the interstate and finally (apparently) when I put my hazards on the highway during the middle of the night to signify distress what I am really doing is launching a beacon to all available males that says "FREE SEX. COME GET IT." All this and a red moon.

Ouch.

In the process of trying to send cute pictures of me and a friend as kids to a friend's Mom we learned she'd had a heart attack and was in the hospital and that was why none of them responded.

Choking on a jalapeno. My throat is literally on fire.

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Originally Posted by WRoss

Choking on a jalapeno. My throat is literally on fire.

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Given your predilections, that must have been a massive jalapeno to make you choke on it.

12/22/2010
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Originally Posted by RojoDisco

Griswold vacation. I had one.

Phone was stolen, fireants thwarted, fell in a pit of sticks built by some really special, fort-building, WAR READY CHILDREN at the state park, the (brand new!) Hummer that I borrowed from family to go camping in broke down about a dozen times first in the middle of nowhere....then in the middle of the interstate and finally (apparently) when I put my hazards on the highway during the middle of the night to signify distress what I am really doing is launching a beacon to all available males that says "FREE SEX. COME GET IT." All this and a red moon.

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Wow. When it rains it fucking pours.

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Originally Posted by Kuyuk

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Why does that make you frown?

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Originally Posted by NocturnalRob

Why does that make you frown?

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Because I posted it in the wrong thread :(

My neighbor's cat is in heat and keeps making that noise that sounds uncannily like a child in distress. Even though I know what it is, it's hard to resist the urge to rush outside to make sure it isn't some hurt kid.

1) Borrow humane feline trap from local shelter. 2)Trap it with a can of tuna. 3)Take it to local SNAP program for a 30 minute spay. Cat will be up an walking in a day. 4) Profit (they dont make that noise spayed).

This process takes 2 days most. All the cats in my immediate vicinity are always spayed and neutered because 1) I hate the smell of fucking feral cat pee and 2) THE NOISE.