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Originally Posted by Methais
You started using it far more frequently after he said that...Quote:
Originally Posted by Kierphe's Alt pretending to be a girl for that male attention he will never get in real life
There is no issue with the math. You just don't want to admit I forced you to delete your posts, just like I knew you would.Quote:
Translation: "I really wish you'd stop pointing out my problems with math."
Because I know how sockpuppets "think"....
Speaking of math problems.... I'm not 58 1/2 either. Get a calculator.Quote:
So you were forced to soothe your ego with the equivalent of "I'm not 60! I'm 58 1/2!" precisely as I said?
[quote]Gotcha. And your position, FYI, requires that I be aware of whatever post you keep referring to where you disclosed your actual age, as if that matters, which it doesn't. Again, for all practical purposes, you're 60. You're the only one who cares about the chump change difference.
No. I do not clean ductwork for a living. One of the businesses I own does. I also do not paint houses for a living.. but I've done it before.. does that suddenly mean I must be a paint to make a living? I drive a car.. does that mean I make a living by driving?Quote:
So you admit you lied? And why would that have been?
Stop being stupid just to be the dumbest one in every thread. We already know and there isn't a single person on the Internet currently that will ever pry that Championship belt from around your sizable belly.
Trolling a retard and creating a thread to contain the spread of stupidity (which is by all standards a gigantic success btw...) is a bit different than googling all about the rl person posting.Quote:
"I'm not obsessed with you! YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH ME!" cried Parkbandit, with a universe-shattering lack of self-awareness, in the 223rd of the page of the thread dedicated to that person that he created, after having spent more than a decade obsessively sending anonymous, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage to him.
One is funny. One is creepy and pathetic. I realize you aren't smart enough to tell the difference so I'll help you: You're creepy and pathetic.
Pretending to be something you are not, especially not even the same sex, on the Internet.... yea, you check all the boxes. But like I've said numerous times.. no one blames you for pretending to be something you are not.. because the real you is so painful it would make a normal person commit suicide.Quote:
There's that claim you've never been able to substantiate again. Best of luck!
I got bored with the rest of your stupidity... please come up with something better.
1) This would be called you moving the goalposts, conceding on the earlier argument, which was false. Thanks, for that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
2) Your new argument is also wrong, because you're always wrong. Because you're the Retard Champion. I'd used it 8 times in the previous month before his PM. In the following month, I used it 2 or 3 times.
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You demonstrated your problems with math, both during that time and the other day when you were caught lying about your supposed "goal." Further:Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
1) There's still a post of mine, from the time in question, when I called your count out as incorrect as you were doing it.
2) That would be your ego-soothing mental gymnastics about you being stupid enough to say what you were doing, and pretending you didn't spend a week desperately trying to find a face-saving spin to go with.
Since you weren't able to deal with what I said, it gets repeated: So you were forced to soothe your ego with the equivalent of "I'm not 60! I'm 58 1/2!" precisely as I said? You're the only one who cares about the chump change difference, and "using a calculator" would require my being aware of whatever post you're referring to where you apparently revealed your exact age, which doesn't matter. For all practical purposes, you're 60.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
Lord only knows what Alzheimer's attack you had when you were trying to quote me, but you didn't seem to have been able to respond to it, either. Yikes. I mean... Jesus.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit Being Confused About How To Quote People
First you lied about not cleaning ducts, then you admitted it. Now you're back to lying. How curious that you haven't had the pages for your businesses recategorized if duct cleaning is only a tiny part of what it does.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
You'd think humiliating yourself with demonstrably incorrect arguments would humble you, but if you were capable of self-awareness, you wouldn't be a conservative, or RC Tardbandit. Likewise, we know you're a fat slob -- I'm sorry, "plump sized" slob since you're the one who was forced to wuss out of the Tisket challenge. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
Again, your ego-soothing mental gymnastics don't change the reality. You spent more than a decade obsessively sending anonymous, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage to strangers on the Internet because they kept humiliating you in arguments. Then, having been emotionally distraught at Trump's loss and mid-meltdown due to losing yet another argument, you created yet another example of your ongoing obsession.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
You are the biggest creep on the forum, and by far the most mentally ill. Seek psychiatric care.
And you're back to your long-running claim which you've never been able to substantiate. Best of luck with your reliance on fantasies!Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
Is that what explains your formatting error? :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
Reading this thread is like a do it yourself aneurysm
OK. July hoops for our Retard Champion to jump through... or fall through..
GOAL #1: 20% of all posts will be in this thread. We're currently sitting at 16.5%, so we will need some effort. This was a goal for 2021.. but we can do it in half the time!
GOAL #2: Maintain more than twice as many posts as anyone else. That's easy... he's super upset all the time.
GOAL #3: Force Ashliana to post 28 out of 31 days.
GOAL #4: Have 2 secret words for him to regurgitate back.
GOAL #5: SECRET
Please read it from beginning to end.Quote:
Originally Posted by time4fun
Thank you.
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Originally Posted by Parkbandit, Abandoning All Pretense Of Having Been Right In Any Way
This is what you earned you that diaper, TB. You can't argue, you can't shitpost, you can't even follow your own logic, and whenever you really get into it, you're forced to concede.
Nobody cares about your tiny goals. You're in this until you're a corpse, TB. And since you're a geriatric fat slob, we know that won't be long. :)
You better care about these goals... without you being the dumbest person on the Internet.. these goals will never be met.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashliana
I know you can do it... and I will force you along the way.
Ah, forced to remain shameless. Excellent, TB. Without that, you wouldn't be able to endure having established the longest meltdown in PC history because you were hilariously upset that Trump lost, and humiliated in one argument too many.Quote:
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