PATERNITY TEST CONFIRMED, BITCHES!!!!! ITS MINE!! SPAWN OF IW LIVES!!
hoEAHOEAHOEAHOEAEHOAHOEAHOEAHEA
Except I'm such a lying fuck I won't actually get a real test and post the results. Mostly because I'm afraid it won't be mine.
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PATERNITY TEST CONFIRMED, BITCHES!!!!! ITS MINE!! SPAWN OF IW LIVES!!
hoEAHOEAHOEAHOEAEHOAHOEAHOEAHEA
Except I'm such a lying fuck I won't actually get a real test and post the results. Mostly because I'm afraid it won't be mine.
Poor little dude.
It's sad that you would need a paternity test?
Doesnt that mean you have to mercy kill her?
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Originally Posted by Kuyuk
That's the first thing that came to my mind as well....
the paternity test = comparing him to my baby photos (that's how they do it in the old book of cray'on)
do you think i had any doubt? (yes, and you should, if you don't you're in denial)
they asked us at the hospital.. i was like DERP DERP MOOOOOOOHUMIDOR LOLOLOLO IMMA FAG at which point the nurse just walked away muttering about me being a fucking douche
i'm hoping to have him reading by age 3 and trolling by age 4 but given my own grasp of language it won't happen
but yeah it would suck to need one, and it totally sucks because I totally need one111111oneshift1!
This place in Joe's Valley, Utah, was completely amazing. Boulders along a beautiful creek for miles, a pretty place to climb.
http://i1127.photobucket.com/albums/...420/Angler.jpg
Utah is pretty damn gorgeous. And I picked up a Book of Mormon in Korean the last time I was there! For free! The Mormons are givers.
http://i682.photobucket.com/albums/v...binOctober.jpg
I cut my hair to bangs length and it's horrible. BUT. The muffin top is gone. WHOO!
Don't do such mean things to your head. Let it be long!Quote:
Originally Posted by RojoDisco
It was!! But have you ever had a series of bad haircuts...and it just keeps getting shorter? Next week I will a dyke spyke or something because, as you can see I have the ear flair going on and it's ridiculous. It grows mutant quick though so I'm not worried about it. It will be back to my shoulders in 2 months.