When someone is in good enough shape to make me feel bad about myself, I remind myself that I'm generally willing to kill and eat them. That's how you turn a vice into a survival trait.
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When someone is in good enough shape to make me feel bad about myself, I remind myself that I'm generally willing to kill and eat them. That's how you turn a vice into a survival trait.
Thats natural selection for you. I'm not easy prey though, you may get killed and eaten yourself!Quote:
Originally Posted by Delias
Reltov is milking every bit of it as well.
You go girl.
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Originally Posted by Sean of the Thread
I'd never!
I am an ambush predator, if my resemblance to the giant ground sloth didn't make that apparent.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reltov420
On the plus side, my blood pressure is now so high that I may have to lose weight or possibly start, you know, dying faster. So there's that for motivation.
He could be a raging asshole for all I know and I wouldn't care, as long as he continues to lose his shirts in the most heinous way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sean of the Thread
Hm. If that's the case... Reltov, please PM me a naked picture, stat. Be sure to turn around and get one of your butt too, 'cause I need to be able to visualize firmly and accurately bouncing a quarter off of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Whimsi
Far too shy for that.Quote:
Originally Posted by DCSL
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Originally Posted by Reltov420
Oh c'mon there's more dicks and tits and ass floating around in pm's around here than Hefner's pool. Immortalize your shit my brother.
(wish I never sent mine out to be honest so don't do it.)
Well, it was certainly worth a try.
I only regret it every time Dex points and laughs.