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Methais: "You're butthurt and raging!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Mad Methais' Ongoing Meltdown
Ashliana: "How does your unforced error constitute rage or butthurt on anyone else's part?"
Methais: "That was A NOU!!!! A NOU!! OH MY GOD!!!"
Ashliana: "How so?"
Best of luck with those wishes. Oh, and coming to terms with the fact that you fell on your face, hard, twice. Totally unprompted. No reason. Just abject stupidity.
Please keep up the meltdown, Methais.
Can we take a break from laughing at Ashliana and just appreciate what he brings to this community.. but mostly what he brings to this thread?
We are already over the 16% mark of all the posts for the past 13 years from him are in this very thread!
This is the first time a Retard Champion was crowned and he didn't walk away, abandoning the title. Backlash couldn't measure down to Ashliana... neither could cwolff or time4fun or Seran.
Ashliana is the GOAT Retard Champion. I knew in 2008 when "she" first arrived at our doorstep.. he was very, very "special" but even I had no idea a thread like this was even possible.
Let's all give a round of applause to Kierphe's Alt and be thankful we don't have to be near him in real life.
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Wow, Parkbandit. It's rare that Methais needs bailing out from you, but you actually had the good sense not to further undercut him for no reason, like you did the other day. And I'm aware of what I bring to the thread.. It's right-wing meltdowns, like we just saw from Methais, and frequently see from you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit, Rushing To Methais' Defense
Oh, and your math is still wrong, which is to be expected from a 60 year old who cleans ducts for a living and lives in a delusional world of fantasy.
NO U #84732094270 has been brought to you by Ashlianus, just like the 84732094269 NO Us before it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashliana
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No dude, Ashlianus created this thread to trap you in it, didn't you hear the news? You got put in your place soooooooooooo hard!Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
Ashlianus full rage mode has been confirmed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashlianus
Methais: "You're butthurt and raging!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Mad Methais' Fervent Wish That His Delusions Would Change Reality
Ashliana: "How does your unforced error constitute rage or butthurt on anyone else's part?"
Methais: "That was A NOU!!!! A NOU!! OH MY GOD!!!"
Ashliana: "How so?"
Methais: "IT WAS A NOU BECUASE I WISHED IT WERE SO!"
Super convincing argument. 10/10, Methais. About as well conceived as your demonstrably false argument #1:
"Strangely enough, the vast majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans."
And as well conceived as your demonstrably false argument #2 you were hilariously forced to move the goalposts to:
"bY cItY, tHe VaSt MaJoRiTy oF mUrDeRs dO iNdEeD hApPeN iN nEw OrLeAnS! sOrRy yOu CaN'T wRaP yOuR hEaD aRoUnD tHaT!"
I already said why I participate in this thread: to document your hilarious mental breakdowns when you fall on your face again and again. Please keep it up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Methais' Transparent Butthurt About Being Put In His Place Yet Again
You've now been hysterically railing for two hours because your fragile-as-glass ego won't allow you to come to terms with the fact that you fell on your face, hard, totally unprompted, for no reason.Quote:
Originally Posted by Methais' Comical Projection
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I've yet to see a single instance in this thread where Methais needed help from you. That might just be in your head.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kierphe's Alt
Do show the math.. or are you still trying to deny that you didn't delete more than 40 of your posts in this thread? I don't expect an unemployable loaf such as yourself to understand math.Quote:
Oh, and your math is still wrong, which is to be expected from a 60 year old who cleans ducts for a living and lives in a delusional world of fantasy.
And you seem hung up on people having jobs, careers and owning businesses.. is it because you don't have to because you get WIC and disability checks sent to the apartment you rent?
And what did I tell you about using the term "fantasy"? At least pretend to have SOME semblance of self awareness. Pretending is your only "gift" even if you are still terrible at it.
This is a pretty cringe-inducing reading comprehension failure on your part. Maybe you should take another crack at it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
I never denied deleting posts, I said your count was wrong, which you've already acknowledged. You proved your inability to handle basic arithmetic the other day, though, when you humiliated yourself, followed by attempting to lie about what you'd previously claimed, which also failed. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
You seem awfully self-conscious about the fact that you're a 60 year old who clean ducts for a living. Almost like it explains your comical ignorance of the scientific method, your hilariously poor reading comprehension, your ignorance of your own native language, and your reliance on fantasies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
You mean when you embarrassed yourself yet again by making a claim which you were immediately unable to substantiate? Speaking of self-awareness.... Jesus.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
Well yeah, that's what we've been saying this whole time. Try to keep up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashliana
Now that was a NOU. You know, those things you're always crying about with no self-awareness, shame or irony?Quote:
Originally Posted by Methais
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Best of luck coming to terms with the fact that you lied out of your ass, got called out on it, and had a huge meltdown since your ego couldn't take it.
Damn, you are still using cringe after Methais told you he was going to make you use it.... lolol.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashliana
I said I can only use the number I KNOW you deleted. The actual count is far more than 40, but 40 is the minimum number of posts you deleted. Are you denying that you deleted more than 40 now.. or are you doing what you always do.. hanging onto something like it's a small prize?Quote:
I never denied deleting posts, I said your count was wrong, which you've already acknowledged. You proved your inability to handle basic arithmetic the other day, though, when you humiliated yourself, followed by attempting to lie about what you'd previously claimed, which also failed. :)
If you want to go with 50 or 60 or 70... I don't have a problem with that. But you have deleted at least 40 posts in this thread that I was counting... so I'll be using that figure.
But I'm not 60. And I don't clean ducts for a living.Quote:
You seem awfully self-conscious about the fact that you're a 60 year old who clean ducts for a living.
But you've never let facts get in the way of your online fantasies before..
Hey.. I don't blame you for having a robust online fantasy life.... if I had to live as you for a day, I would promptly swallow the business end of a shotgun. Jesus, just thinking about it makes me dry heave.Quote:
Almost like it explains your comical ignorance of the scientific method, your hilariously poor reading comprehension, your ignorance of your own native language, and your reliance on fantasies.
Jesus, indeed.Quote:
You mean when you embarrassed yourself yet again by making a claim which you were immediately unable to substantiate? Speaking of self-awareness.... Jesus.
But I heard he can't save you either. Sorry :(