A thread for Ashliana

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

Tiny goals? Are you kidding me? Do you know there isn't a single person stupid enough on this forum to have fallen for a troll thread like this so hard in the 18 year history of this forum??? You are the first!

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You're the first person to have a half-year long meltdown because your political candidate lost and you were so emotionally distraught by failing in arguments about it. :rofl:

The fact that you were manipulated into making your 13-year+ obsession with me public rather than private, as you'd been doing, is just a bonus.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

And not only did you fall for it, you are being forced to respond to every.single.post.I.make without missing a.single.post! 15.7% of all your posts in the past 13 years are contained in this thread. You have more than twice as many posts in this thread than anyone else! Your attempts to not jump through the hoops I place in front of you are hilariously easy to see... I told Methais you would be deleting posts when I put that hoop in front of you.. and what did you do? You started deleting posts right on schedule.

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Let's see.. your first claim's wrong, your math's still wrong, you're still trying to soothe your bruised ego with fantasized explanations of how you were stupid enough to give away your game, and that it took you multiple days to come up with a face-saving response.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

Monday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

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You are here because I forced you to be here. You are responding because you have no choice.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

Easy goals... my god.. who would have predicted 15.7%?!? Not me. I knew you would respond to every.single.post.I.made, but for 4 months straight without taking any time off? Thank God you don't have a job or a life... or my thread wouldn't be the overwhelming success it is!

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Like I said, your ambitions are tiny, which is what we'd expect from a 60 year old who cleans ducts for a living. You are in this thread until you're a corpse. You won't be allowed to leave this thread -- either by me, since I have no intention of releasing you, or by you, since you trapped yourself in a hilarious, retarded prison of your own making since you didn't have the foresight to give yourself a face-saving exit ramp.

This thread ends one of three ways:

1) Your ignominious surrender, dressed up in the very best mental gymnastics your Alzheimer's-riddled brain can manage
2) Your death -- and since you're a fat slob -- I'm sorry, "plump-sized" slob of a 60 year old -- your cholesterol-clogged arteries won't last that long
3) The death of the forum

You won't be out of this thread at the one year point, or the two year point. We're in this until you're rotting in the ground. You don't have a say in the matter, since your ego won't allow for anything else, like the other day when you were easily manipulated into embarrassing Methais, and Neveragain today.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

I can't take full responsibility for this thread myself though.. without the help of people like Methais and Neveragain, you wouldn't have reached the goal of more than twice as many posts as anyone else. I also have to give a shoutout to the US Government because without them sending you your WIC and mental disability checks every month.. you wouldn't have a place to "live", Internet access and food to keep you "alive". I dread the day your landlord realizes the shit mess you made of his property and serves you with an eviction notice.. but hopefully you can get into a new place within a day.

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Best of luck with those fantasies.

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Originally Posted by Methais

Cold feet over what exactly? I've told you plenty of times that you and your unhinged mental illness posting provides me entertainment when I'm bored at work.

There really is nothing on this planet that Ashlianus won't try (but fail as usual) to mental gymnastics the fuck out of. :lol:

Or maybe that's just your way of saying "I know, and you're right, but I'm not capable of the self control required."

Yes. That's definitely it.

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Ashliana: "Try not to be so transparent."
Methais: "W-w-w--what?! Transparent about WHAT?!"
Ashliana: "You might want to work on that consistency."
Methais: "W-w-w-whwhat?! You can't point out that I've taken completely opposite positions on the same issue! THAT ISN'T FAIR! Pointing out my inconsistency is -- uhh, uh, <searches word bank for buzzwords> mental gymnastics on your part! Y-y-yeah, that's it! Self-control, too! Won't something please stick this time?"

Super convincing, Methais. 10/10.

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Originally Posted by Ashlianus

Ashlianus: "Try not to be so transparent."
Methais: "W-w-w--what?! Transparent about WHAT?!"
Ashlianus: "You might want to work on that consistency."
Methais: "W-w-w-whwhat?! You can't point out that I've taken completely opposite positions on the same issue! THAT ISN'T FAIR! Pointing out my inconsistency is -- uhh, uh, <searches word bank for buzzwords> mental gymnastics on your part! Y-y-yeah, that's it! Self-control, too! Won't something please stick this time?"

Super convincing, Methais. 10/10.

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Making fun of the fact that you don't possess the self control required to make it through an entire day without posting or mashing F5 nonstop, and actively wanting you to stop posting (which I don't, because that will be 1 less thing to pass time with at work), are two completely different things.

Not that I'd expect you to be able to understand the obvious, especially when 100% of your arguments rely on you replying to your own made up meaning of what was said instead of the actual meaning behind what was said, because you know you'll just have your typical fail results like you do with everything else otherwise.

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Originally Posted by Methais

Making fun of the fact that you don't possess the self control required to make it through an entire day without posting or mashing F5 nonstop, and actively wanting you to stop posting (which I don't, because that will be 1 less thing to pass time with at work), are two completely different things.

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Those weren't the two things. Is this just a reading comprehension failure on your part, or dishonesty? Which do you imagine reflects better on you? :rofl:

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Originally Posted by Methais

Not that I'd expect you to be able to understand the obvious, especially when 100% of your arguments rely on you replying to your own made up meaning of what was said instead of the actual meaning behind what was said, because you know you'll just have your typical fail results like you do with everything else otherwise.

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100% of your arguments involve you making a demonstrably false claim (like your claim about "New Orleans having the vast majority of Louisiana's murders"), then getting super upset when that claim is treated at face-value, followed by you insisting up is down and the sky is purple in the vain hopes that the universe will reorder itself to change history so that you didn't humiliate yourself.

There's a reason you're always forced to resort to memes, Methais. You can't reason, you can't argue. And, as you've spent the last 4 months being educated, you can't out-shitpost. You're a slow learner, though, so we'll take as much time as you need before it clicks.

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Originally Posted by Methais

mashing F5 nonstop

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Oh, and best of luck figuring out how the Internet works.

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Originally Posted by Ashlianus

reading comprehension failure

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dishonesty

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I agree that these are the main traits of most/all of your posts.


Speaking of dishonesty and reading comprehension failure though...

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Originally Posted by Ashlianus

100% of your arguments involve you making a demonstrably false claim (like your claim about "New Orleans having the vast majority of Louisiana's murders"), then getting super upset when that claim is treated at face-value, followed by you insisting up is down and the sky is purple in the vain hopes that the universe will reorder itself to change history so that you didn't humiliate yourself.

There's a reason you're always forced to resort to memes, Methais. You can't reason, you can't argue. And, as you've spent the last 4 months being educated, you can't out-shitpost. You're a slow learner, though, so we'll take as much time as you need before it clicks.

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Thanks for confirming exactly this...

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Originally Posted by Methais

100% of your arguments rely on you replying to your own made up meaning of what was said instead of the actual meaning behind what was said, because you know you'll just have your typical fail results like you do with everything else otherwise.

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...by literally doing what I just said that you do, even after I broke out the red crayons on that one for you. Which indicates either your reading comprehension failure, or your dishonesty. Both of which are present in most/all of your posts. In before you double down on this some more anyway like a true mongoloid.

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Oh, and best of luck figuring out how the Internet works.

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Best of luck figuring out how making fun of you works.

Also best of luck figuring out how to not be the dumbest and most full of shit person in every thread you post in.

There's a reason you're always forced to double down on arguing against points that aren't being made, even after they're explained to you with crayons since you struggle with wrapping your head around basic concepts so badly and all.

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Originally Posted by Methais

I agree that these are the main traits of most/all of your posts.

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Methais? Being forced to resort to a transparent NOU? No! That would require a remarkable lack of self-awareness, given his constant, hysterical whining about them.

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Originally Posted by Methais

Speaking of dishonesty and reading comprehension failure though...

Thanks for confirming exactly this...

..by literally doing what I just said that you do, even after I broke out the red crayons on that one for you. Which indicates either your reading comprehension failure, or your dishonesty. Both of which are present in most/all of your posts.

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I pointed out an example of how you make erroneously claims, then do mental somersaults to try and explain them, and fall flat on your face.

How'd you respond? ... Mental somersaults to try and explain your erroneous claims, followed by falling flat on your face, combined with a NOU.

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Apparently your strategy of relying on wishes to change history isn't working. Perhaps you should double down on it a few more dozen times to make sure.

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Originally Posted by Methais

Best of luck figuring out how making fun of you works.

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Best of luck figuring out that your "performative" stupidity is still stupidity deserving of criticism, and still reflects on you.

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Originally Posted by Methais

Also best of luck figuring out how to not be the dumbest and most full of shit person in every thread you post in.

There's a reason you're always forced to double down on arguing against points that aren't being made, even after they're explained to you with crayons since you struggle with wrapping your head around basic concepts so badly and all.

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When you say retarded shit like "the vast majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans," no amount of your mental gymnastics or butthurt fee-fees reorders the universe to suit your delusions, much to your hilarious dismay. Watching you twist yourself into pretzels trying to explain your behavior away, to zero success, is eternally amusing, though.

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Originally Posted by Ashlianus

Methais' well-established reliance on calling out my chronic projection? Yep.

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This is correct.

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I pointed out an example of how you make claims, I don't understand them because I'm stupid, you take out the bright crayons and explain them to where even toddlers can follow, and I fall flat on my face trying to understand, so instead I double down on what I wanted you to mean instead and argue against that because it's the only way I know to try and avoid being pwned 24/7 despite the fact that it never works and I fall flat on my face anyway.

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This is also correct.

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Best of luck figuring out that my "You can't call me out when I'm projecting my retardedness everywhere and end up looking even more retarded than I actually am every time I post because I'll just say NO U" defense still makes me look like a huge loser.

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This is correct as well.

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When you say retarded shit like "the vast majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans," and I'm too stupid to understand that you were talking about by city, since your whole post was about cities and all, even after you clarified in great detail after realizing that giving me the benefit of the doubt never works out because I'm too stupid to understand anything, no amount of my mental gymnastics or butthurt fee-fees reorders the universe to undo my stupidity and extreme dishonesty, which is another example of me arguing against what I wanted you to mean instead of the actual point being made because that's the only way I can pretend I "won" something, because this forum is my whole life, much to your entertainment.

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This too is correct.

You're on a roll today Ashlianus, I've never seen you be correct this many times in a row. I award you one bedtime past midnight, despite what your grandma says about it.

Just try to not shit on the floor again. Grandma is tired of cleaning up.

Ashlianus response: CTRL+V NO U F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5

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Originally Posted by Methais

I was unable to change history with my wishes. I pretended that my dishonesty was somehow Ashliana's, though I couldn't demonstrate it. Now I'm upset about it.

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This is correct.

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Originally Posted by Methais

I tried to claim how you treating my words as I literally wrote them was wrong, by virtue of my making the claim and not actually demonstrating how in any way shape or form, you called me out on it. Now I'm upset about it.

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This is also correct.

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Originally Posted by Methais

I think that performatively pretending to be even stupider than I normally am is somehow a win, even though the end result is my stupidity being mocked.

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This is correct as well.

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Originally Posted by Methais

When I say retarded shit like "the vast majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans," which is transparently incorrect on its face, and you humiliate me by pointing out that that's demonstrably false, I attempt to come up with a slew of nonsensical mental gymnastics to move the goalposts which in no way address the fact that what I said was incorrect. I pretend that if I keep talking about this, somehow history will be transformed and I won't have made an utter fool of myself for the 50,000th time. You aren't allowed to hold me accountable for the things I say. That ISN'T FAIR!

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This too is correct.

This is the most amount of self-awareness you've ever had, Methais!

Oh, wait: Your response was actually: <self-delusion, wishes and fantasy>

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Originally Posted by Methais

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Best of luck figuring out how the Internet works.

Oh, and:

Tuesday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthrea...97#post2208597

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit, Hilariously Trapped In A Retarded Prison Of His Own Making

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

Tuesday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

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http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthrea...97#post2208597

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthrea...97#post2208597

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Originally Posted by Methais

Tuesday reminder for Ashlianus to post.

Wednesday-next Monday reminder too. And so forth until the year 2027.

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Originally Posted by Ashlianus

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Ashlianus place being known has been confirmed.



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