Just realized that an account I thought I'd shut down was in fact, being charged $39.95 a month by Simutronics. I reopened it and a couple of other accounts to strip them of items and cash to give to the guy who was drumming up money for that dude that lost everything in a fire. Thought I'd canceled them all but apparently I missed one.
Moral of the story: NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED.
Also: I'm dumb. Guess I'm not as on top of my bank accounts as I thought I was.