Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

Stumbling out of bed late, wife said "Please make some coffee", so I diverted that direction without heading her way.

Moments later as I'm halfway to the kitchen I hear "Where's my kiss?!"

Continued to prepare coffee since I'm there at this point. I figured any rational person would understand that I will return when task is completed. Before I know it she's upset screaming and yelling about not getting any affection. Threatening to move out. Calling her mom. Etc.

Frown. 5 minutes into my day. Woohoo. Can't wait to see what the day brings.

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Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo

Stumbling out of bed late, wife said "Please make some coffee", so I diverted that direction without heading her way.

Moments later as I'm halfway to the kitchen I hear "Where's my kiss?!"

Continued to prepare coffee since I'm there at this point. I figured any rational person would understand that I will return when task is completed. Before I know it she's upset screaming and yelling about not getting any affection. Threatening to move out. Calling her mom. Etc.

Frown. 5 minutes into my day. Woohoo. Can't wait to see what the day brings.

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oof

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Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo

Stumbling out of bed late, wife said "Please make some coffee", so I diverted that direction without heading her way.

Moments later as I'm halfway to the kitchen I hear "Where's my kiss?!"

Continued to prepare coffee since I'm there at this point. I figured any rational person would understand that I will return when task is completed. Before I know it she's upset screaming and yelling about not getting any affection. Threatening to move out. Calling her mom. Etc.

Frown. 5 minutes into my day. Woohoo. Can't wait to see what the day brings.

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Should have told her you were preparing her a special kiss. Then upon returning to the bedroom offer her a lifetime membership to the Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club. Then start bitching about not getting a BJ before she made you get out of bed to make her coffee.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a6/7c/2a/a...mes-fisher.jpg

“People were throwing up.”

http://freebeacon.com/politics/journ...orror-stories/

Asses just as sore a whole year later. :lol:

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Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo

Stumbling out of bed late, wife said "Please make some coffee", so I diverted that direction without heading her way.

Moments later as I'm halfway to the kitchen I hear "Where's my kiss?!"

Continued to prepare coffee since I'm there at this point. I figured any rational person would understand that I will return when task is completed. Before I know it she's upset screaming and yelling about not getting any affection. Threatening to move out. Calling her mom. Etc.

Frown. 5 minutes into my day. Woohoo. Can't wait to see what the day brings.

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PC isn't very good at marriage counseling.

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Originally Posted by Methais

“People were throwing up.”

http://freebeacon.com/politics/journ...orror-stories/

Asses just as sore a whole year later. :lol:

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I bet assliana threw up substantively while sharting even more substantively.

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Originally Posted by Wrathbringer

I bet assliana threw up substantively while sharting even more substantively.

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Sharstantively*

Louis C.K. Is Accused of Sexual Misconduct by 5 Women

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/09/a...isconduct.html

This shit is just airing his dirty laundry. Did he do some fucking weird ass shit? Yes. Is he creepy as fuck? I always thought he looked creepy as fuck and apparently he is, but he didn't break any laws. Three women consented and he did what he asked. I mean, they could have said no and stood up and left, they agreed and stayed. The two that said no? He didn't do it.

But I guess yes also now means no.

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Originally Posted by Gelston

This shit is just airing his dirty laundry. Did he do some fucking weird ass shit? Yes. Is he creepy as fuck? I always thought he looked creepy as fuck and apparently he is, but he didn't break any laws. Three women consented and he did what he asked. I mean, they could have said no and stood up and left, they agreed and stayed. The two that said no? He didn't do it.

But I guess yes also now means no.

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The two women from the Aspen comedy festival did stand up to leave but he blocked the door until he was finished. From a Gawker article:

Thinking he was joking (that's exactly the kind of thing this guy would say), the women gave a facetious thumbs up. He wasn't joking. When he actually started jerking off in front of them, the ladies decided that wasn't their bag and made for the exit. But the comedian stood in front of the door, blocking their way with his body, until he was done.

I don't believe he should be charged with any crimes (unless those crimes are proven to involve underage children or forcible assault against anyone) however, I'm not at all displeased that he has been publicly outed as a perv. And, more importantly, he's being financially punished for his pervy behavior.