Israel at War?

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Originally Posted by Methais

I want the specific link you clicked, so that there is no confusion or differences in the numbers. Since you know, Google will give you 43724982374320 results for literally any search, and the contents of said results tend to have varying information in them.

Should be a simple copy/paste, no? Sourcing your info is pretty commonplace and all.

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It was literally just this.
https://i.imgur.com/1iUudOG.png

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Originally Posted by Methais

It would never work because Austin wouldn't be able to react accurately to his first surprise "girl dick" interaction without the mental illness mafia torching shit.

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Facts.

Also they would have to swap Austin Powers for a woman of color.

Actually…I take it back. Don’t do it Hollywood. We’ve had enough shitty remakes.

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Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet

We need a new Austin Powers film, but this one compares & contrasts the 2020s to the 1990s. (Like they did the 90s to the 60s in the earlier films).

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Dude, that would be fucking awesome!

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Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet

Facts.

Also they would have to swap Austin Powers for a woman of color.

Actually…I take it back. Don’t do it Hollywood. We’ve had enough shitty remakes.

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I can actually see this happening.

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Originally Posted by Anebriated

they already covered that...

https://media.tenor.com/16c_MDpEk5oA...-a-man-man.gif

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Now imagine that in a 2023 version.

It would rule if they made it just to watch all the meltdowns, but that's also why it'll never happen.

Dammit.

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Originally Posted by Anebriated

Some of the largest events on the global stage since 9/11 and Biden called a lid before noon. Congrats everyone, no more mean tweets.

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The old man needs his nap before he gets all Dark Brandon on everyone around him.

Stole this from twitter but this guy has his hands on the pulse.

https://x.com/shipwreckedcrew/status...9wLZVRL-GyffDg

There are two stories bouncing around re infiltration of US Defense and State Dept by Iran.

1. Robert Malley was US Envoy to Iran, appointed by Biden, after having been lead negotiator under Obama of Iran Deal. He has been suspended without pay and the FBI now has an open investigation of mishandling classified information -- since he only dealt with Iran, it's not hard to guess what country was involved.

Hired by Biden.

2. Ariane Tabatabai, Chief of Staff to Assistant Sec. of Defense for Special Ops Christopher Maier, is a long-time member of the "Iran Experts Initiative" which is a front group consisting of "academics" and others who "assist" the U.S. Govt in dealing with Iran. Email comms between her and various officials in the Iran Govt show that she has been taking directions from Tehran and reporting on matters learned in her capacity in DOD.
Maier's responsibilities on DOD's website are described as "all special operations, irregular warfare, counterterrorism, and information operations policy issues and the oversight of special operations peculiar administrative matters, on behalf of the Secretary."

These are two HUGE stories now given the events of the past 72 hours.

A key feature of the Malley hiring is the fact that he has known Sec. of State Blinken since high school.

The Biden Administration is compromised by foreign spies.

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Originally Posted by Methais

Now imagine that in a 2023 version.

It would rule if they made it just to watch all the meltdowns, but that's also why it'll never happen.

Dammit.

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2023 version of that scene:

That’s a gender-fluid transsexual biological man, man.

That IS a woman!

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Originally Posted by Methais

Now imagine that in a 2023 version.

It would rule if they made it just to watch all the meltdowns, but that's also why it'll never happen.

Dammit.

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Austin Power: International they/them of being offended.

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Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet

2023 version of that scene:

That’s a gender-fluid transsexual biological man, man.

That IS a woman!

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HAHAHAHAAHAH