Aww shit no you din't just be throw'n it back in my court (basketball clearly as we're using ghetto speak and not high brow tennis my good man).Quote:
Originally Posted by jaroc
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Aww shit no you din't just be throw'n it back in my court (basketball clearly as we're using ghetto speak and not high brow tennis my good man).Quote:
Originally Posted by jaroc
How is that working out playa?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo
Mofuggah just emerged smoothly from the water.
Mofuggah quickly scrambles to his feet.
>
[mof]>cman surge
You focus deep within yourself, searching for untapped sources of strength.
You feel a great deal stronger.
>
[mof]>ambush mofuggah head
[ Surge of Strength: +0:01:30, 0:01:30 remaining. ]
[ Surge of Strength Cooldown: +0:02:00, 0:02:00 remaining. ]
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a razor sharp katana at Mofuggah!
AS: +460 vs DS: +399 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +41 = +135
... and hit for 61 points of damage!
Gruesome, slashing blow to the side of Mofuggah's head!
Skull split open! Brain (and life) vanishes in a fine mist.
* Mofuggah drops dead at your feet!
A subtle light fades from Mofuggah's eyes.
The powerful look leaves Mofuggah.
The deep blue glow leaves Mofuggah.
Deep blue motes swirl away from Mofuggah and fade.
Mofuggah appears less confident.
The dim aura fades from around Mofuggah.
Mofuggah appears less secure.
The white light leaves Mofuggah.
The very powerful look leaves Mofuggah.
Mofuggah seems hesitant.
The brilliant aura fades away from Mofuggah.
The air shivers about Mofuggah, glistening faintly before stilling to normalcy.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around Mofuggah.
Mofuggah becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
The air calms down around Mofuggah.
A faint silvery glow fades from around Mofuggah.
The shimmering aura fades from around Mofuggah.
Mofuggah appears to lose some internal strength.
Mofuggah seems slightly different.
The opalescent aura fades from around Mofuggah.
Mofuggah begins to breathe less deeply.
The light blue glow leaves Mofuggah.
A white glow rushes away from Mofuggah.
look
[Teras Isle, Beach]
Sunlight breaks through the clouds and ash above in bright streams, bathing the area in shadowed light. Tiny crustaceans skitter across the beach, appearing and disappearing near the rocks of the sea. The gentle, rhythmic breaking of waves against rock and sand echoes through the cove, interrupted only by the occasional call of a sea bird. You also see a rapidly swirling whirlpool and a steep incline leading up to the cove.
Also here: the body of Ju Talkin' Ta Me Mofuggah who is lying down
Obvious paths: none
>'heh pwned
You say, "Heh pwned."
>grip kat
You grip the sharp katana with both hands.
>
Mofuggah just left.
*spose next time i should remember to grip the katana right, oh well whatever works. Its still pretty damn funny if you ask me!
PS: It was really amusing when I actually came to teras to do warcamps , and saw ur ass running around. Good thing I didnt go check the scatter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo
The changing grips on the katana after the kill is pretty funny. At least you didn't go open handed at the ambush.
Honestly , I just thought about it a little while, and have decided I will take these pics down. Not because I was threatened , or because ppl QQed about a stupid post either. Or because players are telling me shit about shutting down Mofuggah. Only reason I am doing this , is solely because I know there is people in Illy that need raises and this is fuckin up they're progress in game. Durfin is right , even though I am fine and dont give a shit about a rezz service or help from anyone , there is people in Illy who can benefit alot from a rezzer , or where Mofuggah moves to next lol. So I am taking the pics down , if you want to retaliate and kill me one last time ...thats fine.. whatever. Or we can certainaly just continue the entertainment, whatevers clever. I might even be cool and fill in some of the bumps with hot bitches instead, or fat ones , we will see what happens.
Not a single yo, ur, dawg, playa in the entire post....ITS A TRAP!
That reminds of me of my tribute song to Mofuggah , called "Motherfuckers". It has hot chicks in it too...Quote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOjY2LbaBxI
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night
http://cdn.gunaxin.com/wp-content/up...12/santa89.jpg
Ok, will do.Quote:
Originally Posted by jaroc
Your removal of the pix was all the apology I needed, but your replacing them with some fine feminine forms brought a tear to my eye. Merry Christmas indeed.
Besides, you almost ran me outta mana that last time.
You are visible again.
You gesture at Kayous.
Your mossbark runestaff glows intensely with a verdant light!
The replenishing effect fades, but you are left with a feeling of wellbeing.
[blockdown]>prep 514
[blockdown]>Cast at Kayous
The ground beneath you rumbles, then erupts in a shower of rubble that coalesces in to a slender hand enscribed with runes in mid-air.
CS: +521 - TD: +418 + CvA: -8 + d100: +70 == +165
Warding failed!
Kayous tries to avoid the stone hand, but it soon catches him with a loose grip that quickly tightens.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
>519 kay
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Immolation...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Kayous.
CS: +515 - TD: +418 + CvA: -8 + d100: +42 == +131
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Kayous and he bursts into flame!
A jet black ninja's shroud partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to left leg burns skin bright red.
A jet black ninja's shroud partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to left leg. That hurts a bit.
A jet black ninja's shroud partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to back toasts skin nicely.
The flames around Kayous continue to burn!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Kayous screams in agony as the flames continue to burn the flesh from his bones.
>514 kay
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Stone Fist...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Kayous.
The ground beneath you rumbles, then erupts in a shower of rubble that coalesces in to a slender hand enscribed with runes in mid-air. The stone hand attempts to grab Kayous but can not seem to reach him. Soon the stone hand goes still and collapses to a pile of rubble that quickly disintegrates to invisible dust.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>519 kzay
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Immolation...
Your spell is ready.
>
Cast at what?
>519 kay
You already have a spell readied! You must RELEASE it if you wish to prepare another!
>
You gesture at Kayous.
CS: +515 - TD: +418 + CvA: -8 + d100: +73 == +162
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Kayous and he bursts into flame!
A jet black ninja's shroud partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to right leg. That hurts a bit.
A jet black ninja's shroud partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to left leg burns skin bright red.
A jet black ninja's shroud partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to left eye. Foe blinks back the tears.
The flames around Kayous continue to burn!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
519 kay
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Immolation...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Kayous.
Your mossbark runestaff glows intensely with a verdant light!
CS: +521 - TD: +418 + CvA: -8 + d100: +35 == +130
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Kayous and he bursts into flame!
A jet black ninja's shroud partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to head. That hurt a bit.
A jet black ninja's shroud partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to abdomen. Looks painful.
A jet black ninja's shroud partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to left arm burns skin bright red.
The flames around Kayous continue to burn!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
519 kay
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Immolation...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Kayous.
CS: +515 - TD: +418 + CvA: -8 + d100: +6 == +95
Warded off!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Kayous for a moment, then dissipate.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
519 kay
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Immolation...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Kayous.
Your mossbark runestaff glows intensely with a verdant light!
CS: +521 - TD: +418 + CvA: -8 + d100: +57 == +152
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Kayous and he bursts into flame!
A jet black ninja's shroud partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to left hand burns fingers bright red.
A jet black ninja's shroud partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to abdomen. Looks painful.
A jet black ninja's shroud partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to chest. That hurts a bit.
The flames around Kayous continue to burn!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
A low rumbling noise sounds from within the slender stone hand enscribed with runes that holds Kayous firmly in its grasp. It erupts into a myriad of stone fragments that hit the ground and crumble into invisible dust.
>514 kay
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Stone Fist...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Kayous.
The ground beneath you rumbles, then erupts in a shower of rubble that coalesces in to a slender hand enscribed with runes in mid-air.
CS: +515 - TD: +418 + CvA: -8 + d100: +80 == +169
Warding failed!
Kayous tries to avoid the stone hand, but it soon catches him with a loose grip that quickly tightens.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
The flames surrounding Kayous flare up violently...
A jet black ninja's shroud partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to abdomen. Looks painful.
The flames around Kayous continue to burn!
>512 kay
>
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Ice Patch...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Kayous.
An airy mist quickly gathers around Kayous.
CS: +515 - TD: +418 + CvA: -8 + d100: +91 == +180
Warding failed!
The mist leaves the entire lower half of Kayous's body encased in a thick block of ice.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>504 kay
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Slow...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Kayous.
The dull golden nimbus surrounding Kayous suddenly begins to glow brightly.
CS: +515 - TD: +418 + CvA: -8 + d100: +37 == +126
Warding failed!
Kayous suddenly slows all movements.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
519 kay
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Immolation...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Kayous.
CS: +515 - TD: +418 + CvA: -8 + d100: +81 == +170
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Kayous and he bursts into flame!
A jet black ninja's shroud partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to right leg. That hurts a bit.
A jet black ninja's shroud partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to back toasts skin nicely.
A jet black ninja's shroud partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to left hand burns fingers bright red.
A jet black ninja's shroud partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 3 points of damage!
Minor burns to right arm. That hurts a bit.
The flames around Kayous continue to burn!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Wait 3 sec.
>
Kayous just left.
Fucking win.Quote:
Originally Posted by liquiddrool
everyone should move to teras, just sayin..
The flames surrounding you flare up violently...
A jet black ninja's shroud partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to chest. That hurts a bit.
The flames around you continue to burn!
>;go2 188
--- Lich: go2 active.
look
With great effort you ignore the flames and focus your eyes, or what's left of them...
[Gyldemar Road]
Although the forest is visible on the horizon to the south, there is no way of getting there across the treacherous swamp in between. Slowly the swamp seems to be reclaiming the cobblestone road, leaving less than half the cobblestones even visible in this area. To the west the black water has completely covered the roadway, and to the east the roadway dips and jogs, fighting to stay above the sinking terrain. You also see some muck.
Obvious paths: east
>The flames surrounding you flare up violently...
A jet black ninja's shroud partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to left hand burns fingers bright red.
The flames around you continue to burn!
>
[go2: ETA: 0:00:21 (85 rooms to move through)]
[go2]>go water
You don't seem to be able to move your legs to do that.
>
A low rumbling noise sounds from within the slender stone hand enscribed with runes that holds you firmly in its deadly grasp. It erupts into a myriad of stone fragments that hit the ground and crumble into invisible dust.
>;kill go2
The block of ice encasing the lower half of your body melts away.
>
--- Lich: go2 has exited.
look
With great effort you ignore the flames and focus your eyes, or what's left of them...
[Gyldemar Road]
Although the forest is visible on the horizon to the south, there is no way of getting there across the treacherous swamp in between. Slowly the swamp seems to be reclaiming the cobblestone road, leaving less than half the cobblestones even visible in this area. To the west the black water has completely covered the roadway, and to the east the roadway dips and jogs, fighting to stay above the sinking terrain. You also see some muck.
Obvious paths: east
>The flames surrounding you flare up violently...
A jet black ninja's shroud partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to abdomen. Feels painful.
The flames around you continue to burn!
>;narost
--- Lich: narost active.
>
You feel your added insight slip away.
>
The flames surrounding you flare up violently...
A jet black ninja's shroud partially deflects the onslaught of the fiery attack.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to left leg. That hurts a bit.
The flames around you continue to burn!
>;go2 188
--- Lich: go2 active.
[go2: ETA: 0:00:21 (85 rooms to move through)]
[go2]>sigil of resolve
You are in far too much agony to do that.
>
You begin to lose touch with your internal sources of strength.
>look
With great effort you ignore the flames and focus your eyes, or what's left of them...
[Gyldemar Road]
Although the forest is visible on the horizon to the south, there is no way of getting there across the treacherous swamp in between. Slowly the swamp seems to be reclaiming the cobblestone road, leaving less than half the cobblestones even visible in this area. To the west the black water has completely covered the roadway, and to the east the roadway dips and jogs, fighting to stay above the sinking terrain. You also see some muck.
Obvious paths: east
>
[go2]>go water
>
As you enter the water, the sucking mud drags you down slowly. Moving out further, you suddenly encounter a dropoff and slide quickly underneath the surface.
[Under The Black Water]
Wet blackness envelops everything, and the mud grasps powerfully at feet and legs. The lack of vision and the unsure footing in the muck below combine to confuse the senses, making direction a meaningless idea. Even "up" is in question at times. One can only swim and hope.
>
[go2]>swim
You are in far too much agony to do that.
>
[go2]>swim
You are in far too much agony to do that.
>
[go2]>swim
You are in far too much agony to do that.
>
The flames surrounding you quickly die down as steam rises around you.
>
[go2]>swim
[Gyldemar Road]
Worn away by rain and the underground action of continual water, the road has sunk to swamp level. At this point, though, it remains firm enough for passage and rises slightly out of the swamp to the west. To the east the road disappears entirely under black water for twenty yards or so then emerges again to proceed unsteadily on its way. Continuing east is most likely a sink or swim proposition, and perhaps both. You also see some muck and the ruins of a paved stone road disappearing further into the swamp to the south.
Obvious paths: west
You pull yourself slowly out of the black pool, covered with mud and dripping water profusely.
Thought it was kinda cool, looks like the swim put out the flames... didnt make it back to town tho :(
that almost looks like selena gomez with a blonde wig on, daddy like
Amazing booty.
I'm not sure, but I think I just spent 10 minutes staring at the screen.
i retract my statement, i was thinkin of the wrong girl.. it looks like mila kunis from that 70's show. daddy still like
In honor of the video games I'm about to play...
Chix playin video games.
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1...ice-ass-31.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1...ia-chive-5.jpg
Not new, but show me a better steampunk chick. I dare you.
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1...atas/wjxoz.jpg
Ah, a challenge...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo
http://eroticfandom.com/gc/ec17nc/eroticfandom01.jpg
Perhaps not as cute, but the gear corset and dildo ray-gun should make up for the difference.
blargh...no hot-linking allowed I guess.
Second attempt...
http://drunkendurfin.webs.com/eroticfandom01.jpg
I must conceed that your steampunk girl does have some fine points, namely giant breasts, an awesomely geared up corset, a dildo / ray gun, and no freaking pants. I'm still not quite sure if she surpasses the one I posted or merely ties with her.
Anybody else care to weigh in on this for a tiebreaker? Or rather how bout just posting a steampunk chick that blows em both outta the water, that'd work too.
I don't like Steampunk girl. Sorry Ifor.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo
If you liked RP'ing gnomes you would be in a lather over that corset.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fortybox
I'd take the first one personally. That's just me.
Me too, though I suppose the dildo gun gets some points.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blazar
Ya number 1.
FINE.
Steam Powered Cleavage:
http://www.geekoftheday.com/wp-conte...k-princess.jpg
Red, White & Blue:
http://www.robotvsbadger.com/wp-cont...elroyhavoc.jpg
Stream Prunk (engRish, get it?):
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sy3UEYGx4H...nk_Erotica.jpg
Little Red Steam-Powered Corvette:
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la...7u5zo1_400.jpg
Ponytails of Doom:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp...i4k9o1_500.jpg
Lost Her Glass Contact:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln...ck9qo1_500.jpg
Okay, I'm on page 24 of 143, someone else take over plz.
Eh... are you sure that's a chick? Cause it looks more like a dude to me. Kinda Marilyn Manson-ish.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drunken Durfin
Yeah, there were other pictures that came up with Safe Search set to off. It is either a chick or a dude with a really good surgeon.
It's taken me a helluva long time to get anybody but me posting pix in this thread.
Edit: Except of course the random few that have, including Kayous.
Thanx Ifor.
Happy new year!-ish
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1...01040476_n.jpg
Three-gun McCoy:
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv...ojlfo1_500.jpg
Damn, those are some big guns above. I wonder if she padded the crap outta those like a lot of young girls are doing these days.
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1...f5yuo1_400.jpg
Isn't that the same chick?
Why? I'd simply render it obsolete anyhow.Quote:
Originally Posted by subzero
I believe it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drunken Durfin
You're doing it wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blazar
Got me on that one. I snickered.
Edit: Random internet pic of the day. I'll take the one on the left.
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1...as/TheWall.jpg
Creativity/style points?Quote:
Originally Posted by Blazar
Happy noo jeer
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1...kini_beach.jpg
Mmm booty.
Looks like Nawlins booty.
Good call. I didn't even notice that, but I do believe you are correct. It's like on CSI where they zoom into the reflection on a teardrop in the eye of a dead dog on the side of the road so they can see the criminals license plate reflected as they drive off and stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drunken Durfin
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__...bw-singles.jpg
This thread needs more hot women. Nothin like six guys constantly posting their jerk off material to each other.
Neato.
This message is hidden because Hiateit is on your ignore list.
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1...123_1154lo.jpg
It has been about 6 months. Time for him to make a scheduled appearance.
http://www.transfatty.com/beyond_peanut/1.jpg
Here's your bleach.
http://www.eastleigh.gov.uk/images/bleach%20bottle.gif
Who said I wasn't a nice guy? :rofl:
This message is hidden because Jaimaltz is on your ignore list. Plus he likes the fatties.
Can you add ruru to teh waggles pl0x?
Sure thing. You have been added sir.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fortybox
Hey, thx for the contributions Blazar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blazar
^-- baby mama material right thereQuote:
Originally Posted by Blazar
Damn
i'd let her suck on me me, fo sho..
Inorite? I don't even know what show, movie, book, etc. she is promoting nor do I care.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hilts
Edit: Stole some hotlinx from the gif thread in off topic. I r teefin.
http://tinyurl.com/78ejt6l
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/...e_fitness1.gif
http://i.imgur.com/Q0BDs.gif
http://i.imgur.com/PI44z.gif
The girl on the yoga ball is a movie, if you search a bit you can find the whole thing. Yes, she does get naked and continue the routine.
Also, in re:
http://i.imgur.com/Q0BDs.gif
Hypnotizizzled.
Huh? What? Ju say something?Quote:
Originally Posted by Drunken Durfin
Where the FUCK can I find this!?Quote:
Originally Posted by Drunken Durfin
I decided to rape deathravin's gif thread for the rest of the good stuff. Enjoy.
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/186221-1/Waldo_postop.gif
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k1...h/hot20ass.gif
http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/...dricksbutt.gif
http://asset.soup.io/asset/1980/2187_da5d.gif
Hegre Art - Patricia Pink BallQuote:
Originally Posted by Drayal
Just in case you need to be told, NSFW:
Video
If only my powers could be used for the forces of good.
http://i.imgur.com/Q0BDs.gif
Full Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCBAo...ature=youtu.be
The sad part is that the animated gif is better than the video.
Yeah the video ruinded it.
Thanx. I have the willpower to not watch it.Quote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
I never watched 2 girls 1 cup either. Hah.
It's the whole video of the girl dancing, she's very much a butter face. Don't get me wrong I'd still give her a shot at the title though.
:lol:
Who dat?
Absofrigginlutely no idea.
Heather Rae Young according to Tineye. Playmate from Feb 2010.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo
Damnit...stop putting up images with names that make it virtually impossible to find additional shots!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo
Hey, I find em you name em.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drunken Durfin
Hey check it out, I got one with a name.
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1...90_634x815.jpg
Someone needs to nail her while wearing a sheep gut condom.
Good plan. Don't forget the lard-lube.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drunken Durfin
Both of those, very yes.
Goot marnin peeps. We're up to 38 people on average logged into Shattered this week. Up from 25 or so in December. Come on back by and hunt with us, we've currently got a pest free population.
Oh and butts. We have butts.
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1...hursday182.jpg
I don't know what the wtf is going on but we're back up to 45 logged in. It's a good ol shattered revival, come on back.
Not to disregard Bhaalizmo's post, but pointing back up one post from his, can I just say WOW!
Yay! Shattered finally haz a boner!
... and it only took 31 pages! Wow, shattered is desensitized.
Have I ever mentioned that I love Suicide Girls?
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1...63943361_n.jpg
Fear of commitment?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo
Clearly. I'm moving my intolerable bitch out this weekend.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drunken Durfin
Can't. Effing. Wait.
How she get in in the first place??Quote:
Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo
http://sawauto.com/bewbs/nov01/volle..._camel_toe.jpg
Gonna need some camel spit
Good question. I knew it wouldn't work and I told her so. She told me that just because I'm an engineer I don't know everything, and she moved in anyway. What kind of woman moves into the home of a man that says stuff like "It's not going to work" and "I don't want you to move in because I think we'll fight even more than we already do, and I already don't like you for it".Quote:
Originally Posted by liquiddrool
I guess I should've done a better job of standing my ground and not let her move in, but she's the kind of woman that the more you object to something the louder and more determined she gets. Still my fault for letting her move in, but at some point I just let her do what she wants so she'll shut the eff up.
O and we're short an empath at the dais today if anybody wants to earn some xp with their empath alt.
Black chick huh? High five.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo
Nah, she's white as white can be. Crazy as fuck tho.Quote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
And now for something completely different.
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1...trin-girls.jpg
This is why I don't have girlfriends. Having been married at 19, it seems like the majority of relationships I have been in or have been witness to devolve into the same old shit. I got divorced middle of last year, and since then I just have several female friends and we have a nice agreement that allows us to hang out when we have time and have copious amounts of sex. When things get awkward, we just quit hanging out. It's truly beautiful.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo
It removes all of the stress of the relationship. Sometimes it does get awkward though when they have it in their head it can be something more. That's when you politely explain that while you enjoy what you two share, it will be nothing more than that. They either accept it or don't, and you move on.
My question is, if you don't like your girlfriend, and you fight all the time, why not just dump her? There are 3 billion + women in this world. There's bound to be someone you can have better experiences with... or someones even.
Bottom line... bitches be crazy, don't let them drag you down.
On another note... anyone have any glass that needs to be cut? I'm sure each of these ladies in the picture below have ome glass cutters you could use...
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Thanks for the insight man. Honestly that's where I'm headed this year, is some friend with benefit scenarios. Polyamory here I come. These last two relationships have left me too jaded and scarred for anything serious right now. I might be ready for another stab in the face of monogamy some day, but it's not gonna be in 2012.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blazar
I'm moving her ass out tomorrow. Every time I've tried to dump her to date she starts getting even crazier, talking suicide and whatnot and eventually I just stop talking or leave sho she'll shut the eff up. It's over now tho. Everything's packed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blazar
You got that right. Power to the penors.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blazar
Top o tha mornin to ya
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she is super fine.. but im not feeling the skull tattoo
Hey man-
So i have fixed the waggle issue of leaving the room after you raise me. Now, Eschaton is getting your resting waggles. Please take Reaper Norlamin and Eschaton off of your active resting wagle script. Thank you. :thanx:
Or the spiderweb, the birds, whatever the hell is all over the rest of her arms... come to think of it, she'd be a lot hotter without all that shit everywhere.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hilts
Done.Quote:
Originally Posted by SHAWMAN
Edit: Butt.
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Has failed! Our world!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo
Yeah seriously...you can't climb on lab tables with spike-toed shoes.
If you look like that you can do whatever the eff you want on a lab table. Just sayin.Quote:
Originally Posted by dszabo
And get paid for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo
Shoes? What shoes?Quote:
Originally Posted by dszabo
ZAPATOS! We don't need no steenking zapatos.
Edit: Oh and come back Ifor. Cupcake said she missed you. (and we do too)
I like tattoos almost as much as I like women.
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That would be better stated, unless you like staring at tattoos on dudes too, but I could be wrong:
I like the tattoos on women almost as much as I like the women.
I would totally lie to this girl and tell her that I liked all her tattoos, when i fact I only like one of them.
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Leg tattoo is kind of cool. Not sure about the pistols though.
Inorite.Quote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
Thug Life Wife
Those fuckin things are on their way to being the next butterfly-trampstamp tattoo. At least she doesn't visibly have some stupid paragraph that no one is ever going to read slapped on her somewhere. Yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
This gave me an idea. Not particularly awesome or anything, but Teblow should get 3:16 tatted under his eyes in a permanent, Jesus-themed eyeblack style!
Sup! Could you add Tatertot to wagglez lists pl0x?
Leviticus 19:28 reads, "You shall not make any cuts in your body for the dead nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves: I am the Lord"Quote:
Originally Posted by subzero
Silly Leviticus. He was always judging this and judging that, handing out punishments here and punishments there. What a dick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drunken Durfin
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Originally Posted by Drunken Durfin
The Bible invented hypocrisy. True story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo
Does it really matter if they're real? No. No it does not.
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If they are not imaginary, they are real.
You sir, are full of wisdom.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drunken Durfin
Someone told me there's some nature in this pic.
I don't see it.
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That looks like the place poor ole Forrest Gump was bit in his buttocks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo
I'd rather bite her in the buttocks.
Hey guess what?
Arse. That's what.
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1...t-humps-18.jpg
Yes. I would nom.
I really think that might be the best picture of an arse ever. Just saying.
Seriously.
Have you ever seen a better arse?
I dare you to post it.
Woohoo, Shattered is on a two month growth trend.
Active Players: 50
I'd mind the hell out of that gap.
... in a bad way?Quote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
In the best/worst way possible.
I found the answer for the question "how low can it go?"
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I think that the real answer is this low: NSFW LINKQuote:
Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo
Damn. Thank you android with 4g.
It's funny how dead the Shattered forum is lately, because the in game playerbase has been on the increase all month.
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I too have a white pillar she can exercise on.
BAZINGA. Ok I must be getting slow in my old age or something. I didn't even see that one coming.Quote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
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Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo
I don't think they know much about the PC...
There are no new players. The existing player base just bought more accounts with their earned income credit checks.
Hey, I'm new to shattered. Been playing GS off and on since 98 or so, but new to shattered!
See?!?! Pay no attention to the drunken dwarf, the Drunken Durfin, it knows not of what it speaks. (this time)
I stand corrected. There is ONE new player.
Liar! There's like two.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drunken Durfin
Hoes be thirsty.
Waterin them hoes.
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Top o tha mornin to ya.
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her ass is chilly.. it needs someone to snuggle with it and warm it up
I like corsets and I cannot lie.
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Okay. You can keep the corset then, I'll take the contents.
I'm with Durfin on this one.
Nothing like some good stone work to dress up a place. Chix don't hurt either.
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i had the cell phone she has almost 10 years ago.. she needs an upgrade
1. Never looked at this thread before.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo
2. Who is that???
RE: #1 Welcome to the thrad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
RE: #2 I haz no idea. I suspect she may be the redhead everybody keeps going on about from the show Mad Men, but I dunno.
Nope, this girl is hotter.
Ah...a bouncing boob animated gif challenge.
My entry:
http://fumaga.com/i/rocky-boobs-bouncing-animated.gif
Ack! What IS that?!
Dick move, dick move!
Geez. I thought you understood how this thread worx!
MY EYES!!!
ROFL at you trying to get your dick to move by screaming at it after seeing that gif.
"Dick move, dick move!"
Dick moveQuote:
Originally Posted by Drunken Durfin
August 7, 2006 Urban Dictionary Word of the Day
An action by one male to another male friend which violates understood social expectations, especially where the transgressor obtains a slight advantage in comparison with a relatively large inconvenience imposed upon the aggrieved party.
It was a dick move when Tom encouraged several dancers at the strip club to order drinks, then left his friend Bill to pick up the tab.
Tom and Bill were both interested in the same girl at the bar; when Tom falsely insinuated to the girl that Bill had erectile dysfunction, that was a dick move.
In an unexpected dick move, Tom posted some scary steroided up tittays to Bill's awesome hot pix of girls worth sharing thread, and Bill killed his character in game in a rather cold and retaliatory fashion.
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"Thank you, but I prefer it my way."
Oh, and tits:
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Yay tits!Quote:
Originally Posted by Drunken Durfin
Sweet Jesus. Tell me that ain't real? I kinda thought the lip injections that ALWAYS make the bitch look like she got punched in the mouth was about as ridiculous as it got (I mean, they know it's gonna happen and fuck up their mugs)...Quote:
Originally Posted by Drunken Durfin
Unfortunately it is real...and real gross.
While I was looking around for something horrid I found a guy with pectorial and trapezius implants, it was quite possibly on of the worst things I have ever seen. Ah, screw it, share my pain. Here is the youtube version:
If anyone sees this punk please beat the shit out of him. It should be easy, as he has zero strength and if you punch him in the tit it will most likely asplode and kill him.
Oh, and remedy for what you have seen:
http://s2d3.turboimagehost.com/t1/57...nimation_3.gif
Wow, that dude is right up Ru's alley.
I just wanna know who that redhead is :(
I did some research.Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
It is from a Czech movie called Muzi v Nadeji. I believe her name is Vica Kerekes.
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Edit: Here's the trailer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpsJ1Nza_PM
spell me up please!
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Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo
You are the man. And she is totally beautiful :)
Ok. No douchebaggery or I'll start braining you every hunt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Michaelous
Place your bets folks...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo
actually the place has spellburst, so can i just get blues and strength? thanks much
Easier than that if he's huntin. Just put all the spells you can on him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo
actually the place has spellburst, so can i just get spells from the cleric
wat
wat in teh buttQuote:
Originally Posted by subzero
Done.Quote:
Originally Posted by Michaelous
Hey, that reminds me...Quote:
Originally Posted by Fortybox
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I'm surprised there's not more detail on the butt part. I would've spent a great deal of time there.
Titties and Beer (Shattered Net Inspired)
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