I too get salty about grumpkinns and snarks.
Why does Bhaalizmo continue to pretend he and Seran aren't basically the same person these days? Every time Seran says the stupidest shit possible, Bhaalizmo comes rushing over to quote him and say how smart he is. He's pretty much the only person agreeing with any batshit insane shit Seran says these days.
"why do these guys always agree with one another?", i say out loud to myself as my brain is not capable of internal monologue. "they are basically the same person". the clickity-clack sound of my fingers mashing my keyboard fills my room as i write yet another post without any kind of self-awareness or introspection. "they only agree with one another" i mumble as my mouse pointer finally finds the submit button. i press it with a sigh of relief and exhilaration, for this time i know that I have finally gotten the best of them, my online enemies. my post has been submitted to my internet echo chamber, where I, a person incapable of any sort of critical or original thought, have submitted text criticizing another person for blindly agreeing with and supporting someone else, a thing I definitely don't do.