Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

Pizza Challenges are dumb because you don't risk your life.

DUH

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https://zulukilo.files.wordpress.com...ing-pizza1.jpg

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Originally Posted by Methais

https://zulukilo.files.wordpress.com...ing-pizza1.jpg

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'MURICA!

The ranch bottle just looks way too small for her.

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Originally Posted by Gelston

The ranch bottle just looks way too small for her.

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The pizza does too.

Pretty sure she chugs the ranch to wash the pizza down instead of dipping it.

And why are they drinking regular Coke? They clearly don’t care about their weight if they’re not drinking Diet Coke.

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Originally Posted by Methais

Pretty sure she chugs it to wash the pizza down instead of dipping it.

And why are they drinking regular Coke? Thy clearly don’t care about their weight if they’re not drinking Diet Coke.

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:gag:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...=.cd6d9de3572f

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Originally Posted by Wrathbringer

:gag:

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Imagine what their sharts must be like.

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Originally Posted by Methais

Imagine what their sharts must be like.

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yeah...I don't even think they would know it happened.

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Originally Posted by Wrathbringer

yeah...I don't even think they would know it happened.

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Legend says you can't even tell when they shart because it never makes it past their butt cheeks.

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Originally Posted by Methais

Legend says you can't even tell when they shart because it never makes it past their butt cheeks.

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Yeah that's exactly what I meant. Those are some fat asses. I bet they have to spread their butt cheeks open over the sides of the toilet to take a dump. And when you're that fat, there's no way you're wiping good. Can't really reach.