Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

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Originally Posted by Tisket

I multi-task a lot. Consider part of me diverted.

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Which part?

Her nipples of course. Her nipples were diverted.

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Originally Posted by RojoDisco

Her nipples of course. Her nipples were diverted.

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Nah. That was just me tugging on them a little.

I think her spleen was diverted.

I thought they were inverted...hmm.

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Originally Posted by Enitocin

you should apply for a job at cliff notes.

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I'm frowning today because I still have touched Enitocin's forehead. :(

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Originally Posted by Paradii

That's it. I am grabbing my bindle, hopping the next freight train out of this town, find your apartment and inject you with a 50 CC's of syphilis.

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Straight from the tap and bareback, I assume.

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Originally Posted by Delias

Straight from the tap and bareback, I assume.

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Of course. It's a pretty long trip, I'd have to make it worth my while.

Expanda foam. All up in my arm hairs.

Sarah Palin getting her own show...

Steak for dinner. Bastards know I can't resist it despite the angry response of my tummy