You just broke my brain. I'm tired. Wheres the peanut butter.
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I sincerely thank you for this. Being compared to him is a compliment.
It's always makes me laugh when someone feels it's necessary to remind others of their own intelligence in post after post. Do you really think you will convince anyone by reiterating the "I'm smarter than you guys think!" over and over? Okay fine. Just to keep you from weeping and gnashing your teeth in frustration and to prove that I can say nice things sometimes I'll throw you a bone (something I'm sure you are used to):
Your postings are full of heartbreaking works of staggering genius. I am suitably chastened.
Better?
Oh and also, most people here (who have been a member for longer than three minutes) know that I take regular breaks from the PC. Usually a couple weeks at a time since I don't post when I'm on vacation. But thanks for noticing and being concerned by my absence. Warms the cockles of my heart. Not really. I just like that word "cockles".
Karma.
Meteor shower... poison ivy.
Not knowing or wanting to go back and read what everyone was talking about. :(
Gutters full of leaves. Houses suck.
Its cute how you just gloss over the fact that you are a bitter bitch.
And OH NOES, I haven't been a member of the PC for eons and eons! If your shitty attitude and cuntastic personality are the result of posting for far too long, I'll pass on it.
And as far as begging you to give me some credit as far as my intelligence is concerned, you're putting far too much into the comment. Which of course you do whenever there is something in a post that points out your glaring faults so you can bury it by more scathing comments.
But hey, like Rob, you're just so awesome Tisket. In the end, I'd rather be considered stupid by people like you and Rob then be like you here, because at least I can laugh at how wrong you are instead of being a complete asshole in life. But I'm sure it works for you.
Who's glossing?
That's right, it's the PC that's to blame. So run away now before it's too late. Escape while you can before you suffer the same fate.
There you go again, reminding us once more that, regardless of all evidence to the contrary, you are NOT dumb.
Congratulations.