Thread for Things That Made You Smile Today

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Originally Posted by JackWhisper

Okay, laughed my ass off at PK trying to bash Diethx.

Diethx, stay strong woman. But I am only posting because I want something.

Your guacamole recipe. Hook a brother up. For srs. PM me it. My job has like 4 new Mexican woman all doing our accounting and billpay now, and I would be AWESOME to bring in a bitchin' guac bowl. Come on! Be awesome with me! Please and thank you.

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Dude, she posted it somewhere already, get to work on your stalking skills.

Okay, I don't surf these forums for my work thanks. Asking for a hookup, not a here-let-me-do-it-all-myself!

God, if I wanted to do that, I'd google amazing guac recipes.

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Originally Posted by Jeril

That is great. They also have way too much time on their hands but there are also certainly worse things they could be doing.

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It would have been great if, when they saw the mob charging at them, one of their victims had been quick-witted enough to collapse while gasping and clutching at their chest.

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Originally Posted by JackWhisper

Okay, I don't surf these forums for my work thanks. Asking for a hookup, not a here-let-me-do-it-all-myself!

God, if I wanted to do that, I'd google amazing guac recipes.

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Oh, well I figured you could do it along with your normal stalking, my mistake.

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Originally Posted by Tisket

It would have been great if, when they saw the mob charging at them, one of their victims had been quick-witted enough to collapse while gasping and clutching at their chest.

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True, can't win them all.

Overheard an overweight woman today at Starbucks complain to her friend that she gained weight as soon as she finished her diet, and then proceed to order a frappuccino with a shot of every. single. syrup.

The look on the face of the girl behind the counter made my day. Perfect blend of disgust, horror, and fear.

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Originally Posted by JackWhisper

Okay, I don't surf these forums for my work thanks. Asking for a hookup, not a here-let-me-do-it-all-myself!

God, if I wanted to do that, I'd google amazing guac recipes.

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Ahaha, I can repost. It's easy. Avocado, lime juice, garlic powder, salt, pepper. All to taste.

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Originally Posted by Stretch

Overheard an overweight woman today at Starbucks complain to her friend that she gained weight as soon as she finished her diet, and then proceed to order a frappuccino with a shot of every. single. syrup.

The look on the face of the girl behind the counter made my day. Perfect blend of disgust, horror, and fear.

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Should have asked her what made her think the 'diet' was over.

New iPhone finally came in. Old one would randomly shut off once it hit 50%

I've put on 12 lbs since June.

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Originally Posted by Androidpk

I've put on 12 lbs since June.

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Not a frown because you are getting fat?