Thread for Things That Made You Smile Today

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

He posted that just to try and paint diethx in a bad light. Unfortunately for him, it had the exact opposite effect and made him look creepier than we thought he could.

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Don't you have some high school girls to go hit on some more?

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Originally Posted by Lord Orbstar

You are being a prude. lol. You see and hear things when living with other people. My first time in afghanistan, I lived in a B-Hut with 12 other officers and enlisted. i THOUGHT i was being quiet until the major said, "Christ Chappell! Arent you dont yet?" lol. I started laughing, said sorry and finished with my face muffled into the pillow. I was embarrassed but determined.

The appropriate response should have been, "Hmm, that sounds like a good idea", pk.


You are all welcome for that story. You may touch yourselves thinking about it. If you want more stories, I am proud to share. Like a boss. a pervert boss.

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I'll keep that in mind next time.

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Originally Posted by Androidpk

Don't you have some high school girls to go hit on some more?

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Sorry kid.. I'm married.

I imagine if you slow down on the pot smoking, clean yourself up and open your bedroom door.. you might, MIGHT end up being a productive member of society.

We're pulling for you! :fingers:

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

Sorry kid.. I'm married.

I imagine if you slow down on the pot smoking, clean yourself up and open your bedroom door.. you might, MIGHT end up being a productive member of society.

We're pulling for you! :fingers:

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Actual smile - my brother is now going up solo in the T-6 at flight school.

PK, in all honesty and with a positive tone. None of this would have happened if you had asked yourself, WWJWD? ::shrug::

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Originally Posted by Laviticas

PK, in all honesty and with a positive tone. None of this would have happened if you had asked yourself, WWJWD? ::shrug::

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What Would James Woods Do?

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Originally Posted by Gelston

What Would James Woods Do?

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I was just going to say the same damn thing, eskimo bro.

Who's James Wood?

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Originally Posted by Laviticas

Who's James Wood?

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The guy that played Security Guard #2 in the iCarly episode "iWant my website back".