Thread for Things That Made You Smile Today

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Originally Posted by Warriorbird

Ben. He rarely posts here any more.

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I haven't seen him post in years.

I'm tempted to go into "dad mode." It should make you all smile that I'm not going to.

I got my iPhone 6+ today very unexpectedly. That made me smile.

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Originally Posted by diethx

Okay, fine then.

I let you into my home without ever having met you because you were depressed and in a horrible situation and I wanted to give you a chance out of it because we were friends (even though once you started seeing mscontrew the year prior you basically stopped talking to me, and only started again after the first time she dumped you, telling me all about it and making me a shoulder to cry on). I did this because I'm a seriously nice person and way too trusting and generous for my own good. It keeps coming back around to fuck me royally.

You took advantage of that by letting me pay for your shit until you finally went to CCF and had some cash to throw my way and start paying your half of the rent and electric. It took you two months to get a job, mostly because you spent 80% of your time holed up in your bedroom, 18% in the kitchen cooking, and the other 2% looking for jobs. I offered to drive you wherever you wanted to go, for hours, just so you could pound the pavement and find work. You took me up on that offer once, for about two hours. I even offered to change my hours at work if you could find a job near my office and your hours needed accommodating, as you didn't have a car. You never left the fucking house, so I had pretty much zero time alone. I couldn't even fucking masturbate without you in the next room, likely hearing me.

Meanwhile, I learned what a horrible person msconstrew was and how she was totally two-faced (again, way too trusting and kind to others), which I should have known because if she was talking shit to me about others, she likely was talking shit about me to others, and that was sort of heartbreaking because I saw her as one of my closest friends. It hit me hard. I ended my relationship with her, but your twisted one carried on. I told you multiple times that your life was your own, but that I didn't want you to talk to her about me because I wanted her out of my life. You agreed, and then the next time she dumped you, you told me all about how she would grill you about me and talk all sorts of shit about me. I know this is true, because Jhynnifer confirmed she did the same with her months later. Eventually I couldn't take the drama anymore, and told you we could no longer be roommates. Once the lease was up on Sept 1st, I was moving into my current place and you had to make your own plans. I even kept Mojo for you for two months because that nutbag lady you moved in with wouldn't let you keep him. Apparently msconstrew still talked shit about me, because she told Jhynnifer that I kicked you out because she dumped you, which is quite literally insanity.

After we saw NIN together at the end of October, you basically stopped talking to me, blocked me on FB, blocked me on AIM. For no reason at all. Nothing happened. I assumed it was because you and msconstrew started up your mess again and she forced you to do so. I dunno. I don't really care.

That's how you were a shitbag to me. You took advantage of my kindness and then shat all over me.

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Wow. That seems pretty terrible too.

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Originally Posted by Methais

I haven't seen him post in years.

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Yeah. I think all his last posts have been dog photos.

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Originally Posted by Tisket

No.

It would involve sharing information that would affect someone I DO care about.

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Did she do something to Kai? If so, PM me with details. I won't share.

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Originally Posted by Androidpk

Wow, talk about a load of bullshit. I paid my half the rent each and every month. Not to mention doing all of the cleaning, to include your dirty dishes, cleaning up after your cats (emptying the litter box/cleaning it out, feeding them, ect) vacuuming the entire apartment on a weekly basis, taking out the trash, setting your coffee maker up for you, cooking for you, helping you move. If that makes me a shitty roommate then so be it. And yes I did hear you masturbate and it was gross. I like how you left out the things you did. Talking me into cleaning out her GS account, telling me I should tell her husband, ect. You're such a wonderful person too!

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...oy.

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Originally Posted by Androidpk

Wow, talk about a load of bullshit. I paid my half the rent each and every month. Not to mention doing all of the cleaning, to include your dirty dishes, cleaning up after your cats (emptying the litter box/cleaning it out, feeding them, ect) vacuuming the entire apartment on a weekly basis, taking out the trash, setting your coffee maker up for you, cooking for you, helping you move. If that makes me a shitty roommate then so be it. And yes I did hear you masturbate and it was gross. I like how you left out the things you did. Talking me into cleaning out her GS account, telling me I should tell her husband, ect. You're such a wonderful person too!

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You are a complete piece of garbage.

But then again.. most of us already knew this.

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Originally Posted by Keller

I got my iPhone 6+ today very unexpectedly. That made me smile.

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My wife's new iPhone had the white screen of death on it last night... ended up resetting it and it seems to work fine now.

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Originally Posted by Tenlaar

He obviously needs a reminder.

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Conrad fucking Dobler....

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

You are a complete piece of garbage.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

Conrad fucking Dobler....

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I had to google him. He retired two years before I was born, grandpa.

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Originally Posted by Androidpk

Wow, talk about a load of bullshit. I paid my half the rent each and every month. Not to mention doing all of the cleaning, to include your dirty dishes, cleaning up after your cats (emptying the litter box/cleaning it out, feeding them, ect) vacuuming the entire apartment on a weekly basis, taking out the trash, setting your coffee maker up for you, cooking for you, helping you move. If that makes me a shitty roommate then so be it. And yes I did hear you masturbate and it was gross. I like how you left out the things you did. Talking me into cleaning out her GS account, telling me I should tell her husband, ect. You're such a wonderful person too!

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Let me break this down piece by piece. You didn't pay anything until you'd already been in my place for a couple of weeks and you'd gone to CCF and got some money to pay me, and that was only after msconstrew told you that you should throw some money my way because you'd basically been a leech on both of us before then. After that, you did pay your half of the rent and electric, which I said in my first post. You didn't however pay half of the cable bill, but you sure did enjoy the TV/internet.

You did empty the litter pan quite a lot. You also had a cat. He shit and pissed in there too. I had a six pound Lily, and at the time, a much smaller Fizzgig who was still a kitten. Your cat was like 20 pounds. I wonder who shit more?

You did not however do all of my dishes, perhaps you're thinking of all your dirty dishes from all of your cooking? I also never asked you to cook. You have obsessed on and on here about how much you love to cook. Well, you were able to do so very easily once I bought you your cast iron pan to cook with.

You didn't help me move. My ex husband helped me move, along with the movers that I hired. You helped me pack up a few things in the living room before you moved out of the apartment, which I helped YOU with because I had a car and you didn't. You also helped me break down some furniture which we took to the compactor. Oh, other than the furniture I gave you.

You did not take out all of the trash. You did sometimes, by walking the bags down to the compactor. The other times I drove them down on the trunk of my car. That happened fairly often.

You never "set up" my coffee maker. I programmed it to brew every morning before work, you know, cause some of us had jobs, and was perfectly capable of setting my coffee up how I liked it. In fact I think you made the coffee once and it tasted like shit, completely weak. After that I told you I'd do it.

Also, as far as "talking you into clearing out her account", you didn't even fucking tell me about it until you did it. I never would have suggested such a thing, because I knew you'd get caught and that would end your source of income with which to pay me rent (CCF). Are you going to tell me next that I told you to stupidly lie to the GMs about who emptied the account when they knew it came from an ISP in Atlanta?

I am sure I did tell you to tell her husband at some point, I can't remember. Like I said, she wronged you and until you turned into a total shitbag to me, I was on your side.

Oh and as far as my masturbating being gross, if you'd gotten your lazy fuck ass out of the apartment once or twice a week you wouldn't have had to hear it.

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Originally Posted by Tgo01

diethx bullied pk into bullying someone else. While we're believing this does anyone want to buy a bridge?

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Srs.