A thread for Ashliana

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

Alas, Rocktard, you not understanding the difference between correlation and causation doesn't constitute a reasoned position. More hilariously, your argument's demonstrably incorrect. Violent crime is higher in populated areas because there's more people. But measured on a per 100k resident measure, guess which states are in the top 10 for violent crimes?

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HMM. What's the general pattern?

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Incidentally, best of luck convincing Black people that Republicans aren't racist with your bUT wHaT aBoUt BlAcK-oN-bLaCk CrImE!?!? and infantilization strategy. You've got your work cut out for you, as they tend not to be interested in the type of racist, bad faith mental gymnastics you're trying to sell.

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Now if we even mention the black on black crime statistics we're racist.

O'Brien would be proud.

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From the mayor of Chicago, Lori Lightfoot.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit, Hilariously Trapped In A Retarded Prison Of His Own Making

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

Thursday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

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14.2%
28 Posts needed for Goal #2.

June was too easy. We're going to need some bigger hoops for this plus sized "guy" to jump through in July.

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Speaking of hoops -- like clockwork. And yet, your math is still wrong. Not that we can expect either ambitious goals or competent math skills from a guy who cleans ducts for a living, but really, try to give it more of an effort.

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Originally Posted by Neveragain, Who Totally Isn't Bootyblasted He Got Called Out As Racist!

Now if we even mention the black on black crime statistics we're racist.

O'Brien would be proud.

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Translation: "You can't call us out for using a meaningless white supremacist talking point! That's NOT FAIR!!!"

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Originally Posted by Neveragain

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From the mayor of Chicago, Lori Lightfoot.

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

Speaking of hoops -- like clockwork. And yet, your math is still wrong. Not that we can expect either ambitious goals or competent math skills from a guy who cleans ducts for a living, but really, try to give it more of an effort.

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No one expects you to understand the math. It's ok.

And making a living is far better than sitting in a smelly apartment, waiting on your next WIC check to finally come in the mail like you are forced to. I have told you to start up a gofundme page for your plight.. I'll throw you a couple bucks.. maybe get in a hazmat team to come fumigate that place out. It's worth a try.

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

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Speaking of hoops -- like clockwork. And yet, your math is still wrong. Not that we can expect either ambitious goals or competent math skills from a guy who cleans ducts for a living, but really, try to give it more of an effort.



Translation: "You can't call us out for using a meaningless white supremacist talking point! That's NOT FAIR!!!"



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More white people are murdered by blacks than whites killing black...unless we count the number of black children Democrats sponsor murdering every year.

The mayor of Chicago is nearly as mentally unstable as you.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit, Earning His Retard Champion Diaper Once Again

No one expects you to understand the math. It's ok.

And making a living is far better than sitting in a smelly apartment, waiting on your next WIC check to finally come in the mail like you are forced to. I have told you to start up a gofundme page for your plight.. I'll throw you a couple bucks.. maybe get in a hazmat team to come fumigate that place out. It's worth a try.

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You didn't even get the basic arithmetic right this time -- much less the figure you usually pull out of fat air -- I'm sorry, your "plump sized" air. Best of luck living in the fantasy world that we're going to generously presume is the result of your Alzheimer's, and not that you've lived your entire life mired in fantasy, despite all the evidence to that effect.

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Originally Posted by Neveragain

More white people are murdered by blacks than whites killing black...unless we count the number of black children Democrats sponsor murdering every year.

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Nonsensical white supremacist talking points and racist infantilization of Black people acknowledged.

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Originally Posted by Neveragain

The mayor of Chicago is nearly as mentally unstable as you.

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The ravings of someone who gets their sense of morality from the 1950s -- and who is stupid enough to plaster 1984 references all over his profile while demonstrating he didn't learn a single lesson taught by the novel -- doesn't hold much weight.

Best of luck dealing with your issues.

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

You didn't even get the basic arithmetic right this time**

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**Citation required (though no one expects you to actually back up your bullshit)

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

You didn't even get the basic arithmetic right this time -- much less the figure you usually pull out of fat air -- I'm sorry, your "plump sized" air. Best of luck living in the fantasy world that we're going to generously presume is the result of your Alzheimer's, and not that you've lived your entire life mired in fantasy, despite all the evidence to that effect.



Nonsensical white supremacist talking points and racist infantilization of Black people acknowledged.



The ravings of someone who gets their sense of morality from the 1950s -- and who is stupid enough to plaster 1984 references all over his profile while demonstrating he didn't learn a single lesson taught by the novel -- doesn't hold much weight.

Best of luck dealing with your issues.

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Show us that biological diagram of the 3rd gender.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

**Citation required (though no one expects you to actually back up your bullshit)

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Happily. You keep saying one of your goals is to get my number of posts to twice that of anyone else. You claimed that gap was "at 28." At the time of your posting, I had 774 visible posts. You, as the second-most prolific, had 419.

Double your post count, 419, would be 838. 838 - 774 isn't 28. It's 64. Even with your magical, completely made-up "35" post count you keep bringing up -- which is wrong -- your math is still wrong, even given your assumptions, by one.

Like I said, you're shit at math, which we would all expect from someone who cleans ducts for a living. By needing this to be explained to you like a child, you've once again re-earned your status as Retard Champion, and your championship diaper has affixed itself just a little harder to your grossly distended stomach.

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Originally Posted by Neveragain (Who Totally Isn't Bootyblasted He Was Identified As Racist!)

Show us that biological diagram of the 3rd gender.

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Modern biology, sociology and psychiatry view gender as a spectrum, which you were given. Your ignorance of those sciences doesn't confer anything on anyone else. Best of luck coming to terms with the reality that science has continued to progress since you last stepped foot in a school 60 years ago.

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

Happily. You keep saying one of your goals is to get my number of posts to twice that of anyone else. You claimed that gap was "at 28." At the time of your posting, I had 774 visible posts. You, as the second-most prolific, had 419.

Double your post count, 419, would be 838. 838 - 774 isn't 28. It's 64. Even with your magical, completely made-up "35" post count you keep bringing up -- which is wrong -- your math is still wrong, even given your assumptions, by one.

Like I said, you're shit at math, which we would all expect from someone who cleans ducts for a living. By needing this to be explained to you like a child, you've once again re-earned your status as Retard Champion, and your championship diaper has affixed itself just a little harder to your grossly distended stomach.



Modern biology, sociology and psychiatry view gender as a spectrum, which you were given. Your ignorance of those sciences doesn't confer anything on anyone else. Best of luck coming to terms with the reality that science has continued to progress since you last stepped foot in a school 60 years ago.

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Show us the biological diagram of the 3rd gender.