Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet

It was a half-ass attempt at best.

If they really wanted to move the cringe needle they should have gone full cosplay. Dress up as Chung-Li, Cammy, Crimson Viper, etc. You want young male views, Democrats? They would watch if AOC (close enough to Asian) was showing off her big God-given cheeks & thighs while performing the spinning bird kick.

Marketing amateurs…

https://www.ravewonderland.com/cdn/s...200&width=1200

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I'd watch AOC and Crockett scissor.

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Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet

I wish old Seran was here to tell us that drop was from policy changes made by the Biden administration and that he should get the credit for that. I’ve heard other Democrats say that. No it’s not the 20k troops we sent or any of Trumps EOs, but Biden’s prior work securing our border.

“The number of illegal border crossings were already going down bro!” :rofl:

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Seran is too busy getting shredded in the gym and eating rare steak in preparation for his redpilled gigachad return to the internet where his first order of business will be to kick ClydeR in his gut and deliver a Stone Cold Stunner of such magnitude that it will even impress Scott Hall.

Like this:

https://media.tenor.com/T8kgk7pBqJsA...eve-austin.gif

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Originally Posted by Methais

Seran is too busy getting shredded in the gym and eating rare steak in preparation for his redpilled gigachad return to the internet where his first order of business will be to kick ClydeR in his gut and deliver a Stone Cold Stunner of such magnitude that it will even impress Scott Hall.

Like this:

https://media.tenor.com/T8kgk7pBqJsA...eve-austin.gif

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Hell yeah. I can’t wait to see it. And after that stunner, he is going to slam two beers together and chug them like this:
https://youtu.be/Vni8E5Azb-Q?si=wXfMEB6udEWnqQ6L

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Originally Posted by Methais

I'd watch AOC and Crockett scissor.

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They both need to sign an agreement to not say a single word... then I 100% agree.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

They both need to sign an agreement to not say a single word... then I 100% agree.

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Worst case, earplugs at $3.38 at Walmart.

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Originally Posted by Methais

Prepare for ultimate cringe.

https://i.imgur.com/AIBAHf1.png
https://x.com/dom_lucre/status/1897645140480561399


Even ClydeR has to cringe at this.

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Holy shit. The Trump administration is on fire in Trump's second term.

The White House put out this video in response to the Democrats' dumb ass video:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UjMpM1rtksk

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Originally Posted by Tgo01

Holy shit. The Trump administration is on fire in Trump's second term.

The White House put out this video in response to the Democrats' dumb ass video:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UjMpM1rtksk

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That is fucking awesome!

https://i.imgur.com/wVKJVaQ.png

https://scontent.fagc3-2.fna.fbcdn.n...Dg&oe=67D5F8FA

Man these headlines are wild.

"Stock market in free fall!"
"Fox correspondent makes desperate plea to Trump amid stock market fall"
"The Stock Market Selloff Has Been Savage."
"Trump Administration Highlights: U.S. Stocks Have Worst Day of 2025 as Economic Fears Grow"
"Stocks’ sell-off worsens as Wall Street wonders how much pain Trump will accept for the economy"

The DOW is down 2.39% in the past 5 days, down 2.10% year to date, and up 1.56% in the past 6 months.
The NASDAQ is up today, down 4% in the past 5 days, down 9% year to date, up 1% in the past 6 months, and up 9.48% the past year.

Let's all calm down already.