Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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Originally Posted by Neveragain

This your child?

https://x.com/AutismCapital/status/1863633056004968824

She's just a victim of circumstance.

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Pretty sure that's a GM.

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Originally Posted by Methais

Pretty sure that's a GM.

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Wait until they have to start abiding by the new Bill of Digital Rights. SIMU will tighten the screws hard on these bitches.

https://i.imgur.com/qQBzzpU.png
https://x.com/EndWokeness/status/1863593429382410694

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Originally Posted by Neveragain

This your child?

https://x.com/AutismCapital/status/1863633056004968824

She's just a victim of circumstance.

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Nope. I don't let my children do whatever they want and they are very well behaved.

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Originally Posted by Gelston

Nope. I don't let my children do whatever they want and they are very well behaved.

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So, you would hold your children accountable for trashing a grocery store but not human trafficking?

Interesting.

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Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet

I don’t disagree. What doesn’t make much sense to me is he went out of his way to repeatedly tell the public he wouldn’t. Why? What advantage did that buy him? I guess the perception that he & the Democrats were honest, just, and cared about American interests before the election? As you said and I agree, you have to be stupid to buy into what he was trying to sell.

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He was hoping Harris would win.. and she would pardon him. "LOOK GUYS! I KEPT MY WORD THIS TIME!"

Well Harris ended up as the colossal failure she is.. and Trump wasn't going to pardon him.. so he had no choice.

Next one to get a pardon will be James Biden.. and now the entire Biden Crime Family can keep all the millions they bilked Ukraine and China of.

Trump to Justin:

"If Canada can't survive without ripping off the US to the tune of 100 billion a year, then maybe Canada could become our 51st state and you can be it's governor."

https://x.com/ImMeme0/status/1863740374360973416

https://media0.giphy.com/media/FVIA0...=200w.gif&ct=g

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Originally Posted by Neveragain

Trump to Justin:

"If Canada can't survive without ripping off the US to the tune of 100 billion a year, then maybe Canada could become our 51st state and you can be it's governor."

https://x.com/ImMeme0/status/1863740374360973416

https://media0.giphy.com/media/FVIA0...=200w.gif&ct=g

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I disagree with Trump on this one.

Trudeau cannot become its governor. The rest of what he said is cool, but no deal.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

He was hoping Harris would win.. and she would pardon him. "LOOK GUYS! I KEPT MY WORD THIS TIME!"

Well Harris ended up as the colossal failure she is.. and Trump wasn't going to pardon him.. so he had no choice.

Next one to get a pardon will be James Biden.. and now the entire Biden Crime Family can keep all the millions they bilked Ukraine and China of.

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That makes sense.

Then again we may be giving old Joe too much credit. Hunter could have just said “Hey pops, I need a pardon.” and Biden could have said “Ok.” with dementia kicking in. I’m not sure Joe Biden at sundown can tell you what he had for breakfast that morning…

I thought Joe Biden just specifically pardoned Hunter Biden for the crimes he recently pleaded guilty to, but apparently Joe Biden issued a blanket pardon for each and every crime Hunter Biden committed between the years of 2014 and 2024, meaning even if evidence of a crime he committed during this time is found in the future it doesn't matter, he has already been preemptively pardoned.

This changes my stance quite a bit.

Fuck Joe Biden and the corrupt Democrats who keep defending this shit. At this point why not just issue a blanket pardon for Joe Biden and his entire family going back 100+ years for good measure?