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06-12-2021, 07:58 PM
Brotus22

Mueller report = L
Bounty Gate = L
Hydroxychloroquine = L
Wuhan Lab = L
Lafayatte Square = L

PC liberal progressives are low hanging fruit.
06-12-2021, 08:19 PM
Candor

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

Of course. It's personal with all of them, hence why I'm doing it. :)

Well personally, I'm just laughing at you.
06-12-2021, 08:48 PM
Ashliana

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Originally Posted by Candor

Well personally, I'm just laughing at you.

Your immediate posting history is pretty amusing, Candor. Especially butthurt about something? I wonder what that could be? :rofl:
06-12-2021, 08:53 PM
Candor

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

Your immediate posting history is pretty amusing, Candor. Especially butthurt about something? I wonder what that could be? :rofl:

Keep at it LooneyTunes :).
06-12-2021, 08:55 PM
Ashliana

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Originally Posted by Candor

Keep at it LooneyTunes :).

Translation: You couldn't come up with an answer why the majority of your last dozen or so posts -- stretching across weeks -- were to or about me, despite you having nothing to do with this thread. How curious. Almost like you're upset about something.
06-12-2021, 11:01 PM
Astray

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Originally Posted by Hightower

Observations:

- You guys are a bunch of assholes.

- Ashliana is a dumbass.

- Ya'll have too much time on your hands.

Accurito burrito.
06-13-2021, 03:20 AM
Ashliana

Sunday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.
06-13-2021, 01:04 PM
Parkbandit

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Originally Posted by Astray

Fuck your faith, my guy. This is a dumb fucking hill to die on.

For anyone.

Who is dying on any hill? I'm pointing out that there is a way to view this forum that isn't just in 20 post increments.

You doing ok?

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Originally Posted by Hightower

So, just to be clear. This is a thread that has no other purpose than to troll someone...and is somehow still going full steam 4 months later? Do I have that right?

Yes, you are 100% correct.

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Observations:

- You picked an easy target.

I know. I chose my target, knowing he would be unable to resist posting. Took him literally 4 minutes and the entertainment has been more than I hoped for in February.

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- Ya'll have too much time on your hands.

One of us sure does, that's for sure. He will have posted twice as much as anyone in this thread by the end of the month.. and it will account for more than 14% of his posting history since he began here.

Barring a candidate of his liking losing an election and him being so distraught he quits the forum and GS (like he did in 2016 when President Trump won).. I plan to have this thread going forever.

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Originally Posted by Tgo01

I think the goal is to keep Ashliana's nonsense to this thread so he doesn't pollute the entire PC with his constant 100+ paragraph meltdowns, and for the most part it seems to be working. Ashliana just can't help but respond to each and every single post that quotes him or mentions him so this thread is pretty good at keeping most of his attention since the thread is named after him.

14% of his attention is in this very thread.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/cS7Ah...Bs9Vx/200w.gif

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Originally Posted by Hightower

Wow! You guys weren't kidding! Methais practically nailed the interval and the guy is responding at least once to everything you say, even though you're telling him outright that you're intentionally baiting him to waste his time (I mean you even named the thread after him!). And you have kept this going for 4 months and counting? That's just incredible, really.

Thank you.

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Observations:

- You guys are a bunch of assholes.

100% accurate.

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- Ashliana is a dumbass.

That's a very nice way of putting it... but he is literally the Retard Champion here.

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- Ya'll have too much time on your hands.

I honestly do.. but I'm doing some renovations to our guest bedroom right now, so I'm a bit more busier this week than usual. Also, I have a goal of Ashliana posting twice as much as anyone in this thread, so it forces me to make these long posts with multiple quotes.

Also, GOAL UPDATE:

Goal #1: 13.8%
Goal #2: 44 posts away
06-13-2021, 01:37 PM
Ashliana

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit, Hilariously Trapped In A Retarded Prison Of His Own Making

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

Sunday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

Who is dying on any hill?

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...ngebobmeme.jpg

No further comment needed.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

I'm pointing out that there is a way to view this forum that isn't just in 20 post increments.

You doing ok?

You tried to rationalize your ongoing, obsessive meltdown by declaring "But you can view my extensive meltdown in 100 post increments! That means it was somehow less obsessive!"

Then, you needed it explained to you how profoundly retarded your mental gymnastics are, since you're the forum's Retard Champion, whose brain has been rotted by Alzheimer's.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

Yes, you are 100% correct.

I know. I chose my target, knowing he would be unable to resist posting. Took him literally 4 minutes and the entertainment has been more than I hoped for in February.

Kind of like you couldn't resist posting as you were reminded this morning. You've never been quick on the uptake, though, but kudos in aiding me help you establish the world record for longest, most spectacular meltdown in history since your world shattered when Trump lost.

:rofl:

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

One of us sure does, that's for sure. He will have posted twice as much as anyone in this thread by the end of the month.. and it will account for more than 14% of his posting history since he began here.

Barring a candidate of his liking losing an election and him being so distraught he quits the forum and GS (like he did in 2016 when President Trump won).. I plan to have this thread going forever.

Your ambitions are as tiny as you are, 60-year old duct cleaner. You won't be allowed to leave this thread -- either by me, since I have no intention of releasing you, or by you, since you trapped yourself in a hilarious, retarded prison of your own making. You didn't have the foresight to give yourself a face-saving exit ramp, and thought, like the other progressives, that you could drive me off. Except you got ahead of yourself, as always, and you've been falling on your face for months.

This thread ends one of three ways:

1) Your ignominious surrender, dressed up in the very best mental gymnastics your Alzheimer's-riddled brain can manage
2) Your death -- and since you're a fat slob -- I'm sorry, "plump-sized" slob of a 60 year old -- your cholesterol-clogged arteries won't last that long
3) The death of the forum

You won't be out of this thread at the one year point, or the two year point, the 500 post mark or the 5000 post mark. We're in this until you're literally rotting in the ground. You don't have a say in the matter, since your ego won't allow for anything else, like the other day when you were easily manipulated into embarrassing Methais.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

Barring a candidate of his liking losing an election and him being so distraught he quits the forum and GS (like he did in 2016 when President Trump won)..

* Citation required. Best of luck!

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

14% of his attention is in this very thread.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/cS7Ah...Bs9Vx/200w.gif

Still terrible at math. No surprise there, though. :) Best of luck with the control issues.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

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- You guys are a bunch of assholes.

100% accurate.

That might be the only thing you've said with any self-awareness in weeks.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

That's a very nice way of putting it... but he is literally the Retard Champion here.

And you're back to the lack of self-awareness. We'll have to chalk that up to one of your many Alzheimer's moments, though, since you firmly established yourself as the supreme imbecile when you had to be put in your place by a fellow Trump apologist due to your hilarious ignorance of your native language.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

honestly do.. but I'm doing some renovations to our guest bedroom right now, so I'm a bit more busier this week than usual. Also, I have a goal of Ashliana posting twice as much as anyone in this thread, so it forces me to make these long posts with multiple quotes.

Also, GOAL UPDATE:

Goal #1: 13.8%
Goal #2: 44 posts away

Best of luck dealing with your learning disability.
06-13-2021, 05:34 PM
Hightower

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

You tried to rationalize your ongoing, obsessive meltdown by declaring "But you can view my extensive meltdown in 100 post increments! That means it was somehow less obsessive!"

Then, you needed it explained to you how profoundly retarded your mental gymnastics are, since you're the forum's Retard Champion, whose brain has been rotted by Alzheimer's.

It does seem pretty obsessive. Tracking the percentage of your posting history focused on this thread and setting milestones is fairly creepy and weird, in fact. But then again, so are you. And what's the deal with hurling the same insults back at each other? What ever happened to a simple "NO U!" to settle an argument once and for all (but not really!)?

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