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Just finished a two hour Skype interview with a NY outfit that's casting for a History Channel show. It's going to be called something like "The Ultimate Survivalist" and the idea is that you go out by yourself with just a backpack to see how long you can last. Don't expect to get it since they have a lot of applicants but it sounds like a good show.

http://www.cracked.com/video_18871_t...et-to-see.html

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Originally Posted by cwolff

which one of you lives here?

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.n...056234c74b12bf

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I'm going with Shaft.

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Originally Posted by cwolff

Just finished a two hour Skype interview with a NY outfit that's casting for a History Channel show. It's going to be called something like "The Ultimate Survivalist" and the idea is that you go out by yourself with just a backpack to see how long you can last. Don't expect to get it since they have a lot of applicants but it sounds like a good show.

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I'd fill my pack with Knob Creek and some bomb marijuana and you wouldn't see me for months. I expect a cut if you win with this strategy.

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Originally Posted by Wrathbringer

I'd fill my pack with Knob Creek and some bomb marijuana and you wouldn't see me for months. I expect a cut if you win with this strategy.

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That's a good strategy. It'll keep you from wasting calories trying to run down a deer and if you find some chick hikers you might even get laid.

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Originally Posted by cwolff

That's a good strategy. It'll keep you from wasting calories trying to run down a deer and if you find some chick hikers you might even get laid.

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LOL

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Originally Posted by cwolff

Just finished a two hour Skype interview with a NY outfit that's casting for a History Channel show. It's going to be called something like "The Ultimate Survivalist" and the idea is that you go out by yourself with just a backpack to see how long you can last. Don't expect to get it since they have a lot of applicants but it sounds like a good show.

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There's like 5 other TV shows on right now that have the same premise. What's their gimmick? "Completely nude", "giant beards", and "piss on everything" is already taken.

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Originally Posted by Taernath

There's like 5 other TV shows on right now that have the same premise. What's their gimmick? "Completely nude" and "piss on everything" is already taken.

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The gimmick is that you have your clothes and gear from the beginning. Possibly even firearms. Ideally they want someone to last a year.

Cracked (the site) can be addictive, but it led to this (and others).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FToloyWA12k

From a compilation of 5 second films here http://www.cracked.com/video_18839_2...ilms-ever.html

Also, every second of this video, but especially the guitar player in the studio around 4 minutes or so. It's all too much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXVX4X778qQ