Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

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Originally Posted by Androidpk

Accidental dairy exposure?

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of course

One of my cats loves water. I turn on the bathtub and that fat fucker stands under the faucet and gives himself a shower.

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Originally Posted by Allereli

of course

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Deja vu

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Originally Posted by Androidpk

Deja vu

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I have a psycho stalker. I delete his reps

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Originally Posted by RojoDisco

While I was asleep next to my Ferrari guy, had a strangely satisfying dream that my Cesna guy took sleeping nudes of me which he then showed his brother, a man who is not interesting enough that he might fit into my planes, trains and automobiles theme but plays a mean golf game nonetheless. I woke up disoriented, craving the smell of golf grass and loathing airplanes. Sorry for the Hemingway sentences, Malbec is to blame. Hallo wie gehts, PC my favorite confessor. Slava Kurdistana and Peace in the Middle East. Hao ne? Xianzai shuijiao.

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Well there's a blast from the past.

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Originally Posted by Allereli

I have a psycho stalker. I delete his reps

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Was it the shart repper? Kind of an easy one when talking about lactose intolerance.

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Originally Posted by Tgo01

Was it the shart repper? Kind of an easy one when talking about lactose intolerance.

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I said psycho, not retarded.

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Originally Posted by Allereli

I have a psycho stalker. I delete his reps

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For a second I thought I was suffering from psychosis.

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Originally Posted by RojoDisco

While I was asleep next to my Ferrari guy, had a strangely satisfying dream that my Cesna guy took sleeping nudes of me which he then showed his brother, a man who is not interesting enough that he might fit into my planes, trains and automobiles theme but plays a mean golf game nonetheless. I woke up disoriented, craving the smell of golf grass and loathing airplanes. Sorry for the Hemingway sentences, Malbec is to blame. Hallo wie gehts, PC my favorite confessor. Slava Kurdistana and Peace in the Middle East. Hao ne? Xianzai shuijiao.

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You suck.

Hey Rojo. Longtime no see.

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Originally Posted by RojoDisco

Yeah.

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So where in the world is Carmen Rojodojo?