I didn't know you lived in Utah.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashliana
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I didn't know you lived in Utah.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashliana
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Your fantasies will surely become reality if your thoughts and prayers are sincere enough! Keep at it!
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No thank you, I have no use for your Mountain Dew cans.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashliana
I bet grandma is thrilled that you're finally cleaning up your room though.
You're so close! Keep at it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Methais' Desperate Wish His Delusions Would Become Reality
Mental illness isn't a laughing matter, Astray.Quote:
Originally Posted by Astray
This thread was started to find some positivity in the online mess that is Ashliana.. but we found nothing about him to be positive about... so now we're just making him jump through multiple hoops.
Damn Methais! You are doing some seriously heavy lifting on this goal.
We are up to 13.6%
June goal is easy.
Tougher goal is to get Ashliana to have twice as many posts as anyone else. Currently he's sitting at 761, so that 2nd goal should be achieved by next week easily.
Mm.. no, you made this thread because you were spectacularly butthurt and emotionally devastated after Trump's loss, and then freaked out when your circlejerking status quo was interrupted one too many times.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
Then, while at maximum butthurt, you thought "How will I demonstrate Ashliana's claims about being obsessed with me are false? I know! I'll make a thread dedicated to him!" And this thread is a shining example of your ongoing obsession.
Except for that whole part where your math is still wrong. Which is no surprise, since you clean ducts for a living. But either way, your goal lacks ambition. I plan on forcing you to post in this thread until you literally die, which -- given your advanced age and cholesterol-encrusted arteries -- won't be long. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
You know why I made this thread now?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashliana
Fantastic...
I've told you I made this thread to see if I could get you to post here repeatedly and for how long. That was easy.. took what, 4 minutes to get you here? Now you have no way to leave, so I place hoops in front of you.. telling you about them.. but because you have zero self control to go along with your zero self awareness.. you have to jump through them.
Also, the only one that was devastated by a Presidential election was you.. you quit the forum, quit GS and stayed in your little hole and cried for years.
To be obsessed with someone, there has to be a reason.Quote:
Then, while at maximum butthurt, you thought "How will I demonstrate Ashliana's claims about being obsessed with me are false? I know! I'll make a thread dedicated to him!" And this thread is a shining example of your ongoing obsession.
You have zero reason for any other human being to be obsessed about.
I know.. before your parents kicked you out, they kept telling you how special you were... but they didn't mean special, they meant "special".
Explain the math then. 35 posts deleted in this thread is a known quantity. So show your math about what percentage of posts you have made in your time here (on this account) have been made in a thread I created to troll you.Quote:
Except for that whole part where your math is still wrong. Which is no surprise, since you clean ducts for a living. But either way, your goal lacks ambition. I plan on forcing you to post in this thread until you literally die, which -- given your advanced age and cholesterol-encrusted arteries -- won't be long. :)
Also, you should be thanking me. It's because people like me have paying jobs that "people" like you can sit at home and wait for their next WIC check.
You're welcome.
ETA: I won't be able to post here much for the next week if we all want to hit Goal #2: You have twice as many posts as anyone here. You're very close to reaching this (thanks to Methais) and I don't want to be a distraction to the overall effort. 14% and twice as many posts in the next 19 days. You can do it.
Everyone knows why you made it. You were hysterically upset that Trump lost, furious at the world that rejected you -- again -- and you had your last refuge, the circlejerk of the folder, interrupted one too many times, then you freaked out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
Or are you talking about one of the half-dozen explanations you've cycled through to rationalize your behavior?
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You lost by making it. It's just a monument to your spectacular post-Trump loss meltdown, a monument to your obsession with me. Except it was shortsighted. You didn't leave yourself an exit ramp. You started a shitposting war you can't win. You're trapped. If you quit, I win. If you continue, I win. When you kick the bucket -- and you're already 60 years old and a fat slob -- I win. This is going to be a hard lesson for you, I'm sure, but it's one I've thoroughly enjoyed teaching you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
That's quite the fantasy. One that you didn't put much thought into making up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
"I'm not obsessed WITH YOU!" Parkbandit cried, in the 177th page of the thread dedicated to the person he denied being obsessed with that he created, and having spent over 13 years obsessively cycling through rep in order to anonymously leave a sociopathic spree of sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
You pulled that number out of fat air -- I'm sorry, "plump sized" air. Best of luck with the fantasy, though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
177 pages of this.