Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

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Originally Posted by Gelston

I disagree 100%. American Spirits taste like someone rolled up dead grass and horse shit. Even while drunk.



Turn in your license at the DMV.

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Um, I go to the RMV now, I'm a MA resident. Thanks!

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Originally Posted by Gelston

Newports ftw.

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are you fucking kidding me?

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Originally Posted by Gnome Rage

Um, I go to the RMV now, I'm a MA resident. Thanks!




are you fucking kidding me?

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Nope. Best cigarette on the planet. And I've had all types from all over the planet. You see, the great thing about Newports... All these dudes would smoke Marlboro Lights and shit... Well, when you are overseas, you get this shit made in Germany or in one of the Arabic countries or whatever the fuck. They taste a lot different. Newports only come from the good ole USA.

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Originally Posted by Gnome Rage

PRAY HARDER.

HARDER...

(I tried to find a good gif of nuns getting banged in a totally safe for work way, uhm, but I couldn't so... just imagine I was clever enough to find and insert one here)

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Sure, you were looking up that gif for this thread. No other reason. Really plausible.

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Then a god named himself God, and was a total douche. This must be why he got kicked off mt. Olympus(sy).

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God refused to give his name to the Israelites, because when you name something you have power over it.

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I'd say more like sassy and 13.

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Going on 30, flirty, and thriving?

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Originally Posted by Androidpk

American Spirits are nice when you're drunk.

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And you want people to take you seriously about marijuana. Bot, please.

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Originally Posted by Latrinsorm

Sure, you were looking up that gif for this thread. No other reason. Really plausible.God refused to give his name to the Israelites, because when you name something you have power over it.Going on 30, flirty, and thriving?And you want people to take you seriously about marijuana. Bot, please.

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Shut up, Latrin.

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Originally Posted by Latrinsorm

God refused to give his name to the Israelites, because when you name something you have power over it.

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DUH, thats why the Doctor doesn't give his name and instead chooses the pseudonym The Doctor.

DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Originally Posted by Gelston

Nope. Best cigarette on the planet. And I've had all types from all over the planet. You see, the great thing about Newports... All these dudes would smoke Marlboro Lights and shit... Well, when you are overseas, you get this shit made in Germany or in one of the Arabic countries or whatever the fuck. They taste a lot different. Newports only come from the good ole USA.

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I bought some hand rolled cigarettes in Doha that came in a metal tin and they were magical.

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Originally Posted by Androidpk

I bought some hand rolled cigarettes in Doha that came in a metal tin and they were magical.

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You also like American Spirits, so your word will always be suspect.

MM. I like a good rollie every now and again, sends me baaaack.
(to like poverty times two years ago HA)