Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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Originally Posted by Alfster

It must be because of M.I.T., my relationship with M.I.T., very smart, I say, what would happen if the boat sank from its weight, and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there... by the way, a lot of shark attacks lately.... Do I get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark?

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Are you even going to try Alfster?

One common trait among the alt-lefties is laziness.

Maybe rest up.. your TDS will flare up this year and you will be missing a lot of sleep.

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Originally Posted by Alfster

It must be because of M.I.T., my relationship with M.I.T., very smart, I say, what would happen if the boat sank from its weight, and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there... by the way, a lot of shark attacks lately.... Do I get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark?

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Trump has always been very proud of his 'cognitives' as he put it. This discussion for example, his relationship with M.I.T seems to have given him a superhuman like ability to discover the relationship between water, marine animals, but not so much batteries. This is complicated by the fact that Cheetos, particularly old very fat ones are known to take on water incredibly quickly and so they avoid the water. Even kiddy pools, very frightening with the sharks, batteries, and federal prosecutors.

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Originally Posted by Seran

Trump has always been very proud of his 'cognitives' as he put it. This discussion for example, his relationship with M.I.T seems to have given him a superhuman like ability to discover the relationship between water, marine animals, but not so much batteries. This is complicated by the fact that Cheetos, particularly old very fat ones are known to take on water incredibly quickly and so they avoid the water. Even kiddy pools, very frightening with the sharks, batteries, and federal prosecutors.

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Is this English?

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Originally Posted by Seran

Trump has always been very proud of his 'cognitives' as he put it. This discussion for example, his relationship with M.I.T seems to have given him a superhuman like ability to discover the relationship between water, marine animals, but not so much batteries. This is complicated by the fact that Cheetos, particularly old very fat ones are known to take on water incredibly quickly and so they avoid the water. Even kiddy pools, very frightening with the sharks, batteries, and federal prosecutors.

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Grats on having another stroke retard.

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Originally Posted by Seran

Trump has always been very proud of his 'cognitives' as he put it. This discussion for example, his relationship with M.I.T seems to have given him a superhuman like ability to discover the relationship between water, marine animals, but not so much batteries. This is complicated by the fact that Cheetos, particularly old very fat ones are known to take on water incredibly quickly and so they avoid the water. Even kiddy pools, very frightening with the sharks, batteries, and federal prosecutors.

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https://media.tenor.com/VhzNxntsNe0A...imon-grove.gif

Former President Swamp Ass, and like Jesus, Trump is also a convicted felon or so says Marjorie Taylor Karen. Good times and heat stroke for Dump.

https://youtu.be/nJJM0smSGbs?si=fmnrNXkdLRu9zyh1

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Originally Posted by Seran

Former President Swamp Ass, and like Jesus, Trump is also a convicted felon or so says Marjorie Taylor Karen. Good times and heat stroke for Dump.

https://youtu.be/nJJM0smSGbs?si=fmnrNXkdLRu9zyh1

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Look how mad you are :rofl:

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Originally Posted by Seran

Former President Swamp Ass, and like Jesus, Trump is also a convicted felon or so says Marjorie Taylor Karen. Good times and heat stroke for Dump.

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LOL.. you seem upset, cupcake.

Wanna talk about it?

https://i.imgur.com/oumUAac.png
https://i.imgur.com/h0iMVGX.png

https://x.com/RealPizzaPepe/status/1800567402511696178


The camera quickly cuts away after she starts stuff more stuff in the ballot box after her first deposit.

Ballot harvesting is also illegal in Ohio.

https://www.ohiosos.gov/globalassets...2-09_85x14.pdf

Seran: THIS DOE'SNT COUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Seran

Former President Swamp Ass, and like Jesus, Trump is also a convicted felon or so says Marjorie Taylor Karen. Good times and heat stroke for Dump.

https://youtu.be/nJJM0smSGbs?si=fmnrNXkdLRu9zyh1

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Originally Posted by Seran

Pseudoscience by a libertarian comedian with a degree in history and English literature. Nice of you to pretend opinions are facts.

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so now politcal comedians are viable news sources since it works in your favor?