This is almost destined to be me, so if I present myself before the actual comment, will you promise to lessen the blow?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mighty Nikkisaurus
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This is almost destined to be me, so if I present myself before the actual comment, will you promise to lessen the blow?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mighty Nikkisaurus
I think my soup is low sodium. This shit tastes like ass.
Line forming to the left or right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mighty Nikkisaurus
Does "bitches be crazy" count?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mighty Nikkisaurus
Crashed a little after 2AM last night. 3:30AM the boys are knocking on our door because "they don't like their smoke detector" I go into their room and check to see if it's got a low battery and is beeping or what. Nope, nothing, they just played me. By the time I get back into our room the boys are asleep on my side of the bed, as are the 3 dogs.
Well played fuckers, well played. I'm glad my couch is awesome for sleeping.
It's that easy to get in bed with your wife, huh?
Duh we knew this. I would warn you though, she's got a severe penis allergy. One time I gave her some and she swelled up for months.
That must be the first time your penis has seen swelling in years.Quote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
Wow, that severe an allergy, that's about the smallest dose you could get.
Whose did you give her?
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NO EXCEPTIONS.Quote:
Originally Posted by Delias
Doesn't matter, if the waiting time gets to be long I'll enlist Dex to help me.Quote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
Nope, since some men can be bitches, and be crazy.Quote:
Originally Posted by ElvenFury
I like the fact that you insulted me with options. I like you Cel, I'm going to kill you last.Quote:
Originally Posted by Celephais
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