Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

Bad weather and lackluster interest in confirming a limping, indicted candidate who was too scared to debate resulted in lowest Republican turnout in decades. Pretty hilarious the Trump camp is already crying about voter suppression.

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Originally Posted by Seran

Bad weather and lackluster interest in confirming a limping, indicted candidate who was too scared to debate resulted in lowest Republican turnout in decades. Pretty hilarious the Trump camp is already crying about voter suppression.

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Largest margin of victory ever.

Cry more, retard.

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Originally Posted by Methais

Seran must be very upset right now.

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As you can see, Seran got his talking points updated this morning.

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Originally Posted by Seran

Bad weather and lackluster interest in confirming a limping, indicted candidate who was too scared to debate resulted in lowest Republican turnout in decades. Pretty hilarious the Trump camp is already crying about voter suppression.

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What is pretty hilarious is your full-retard spin on a decisive Trump landslide victory in the Iowa primary.

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Originally Posted by Seran

Bad weather and lackluster interest in confirming a limping, indicted candidate who was too scared to debate resulted in lowest Republican turnout in decades. Pretty hilarious the Trump camp is already crying about voter suppression.

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Democrats had every opportunity to upset this caucus.

In Iowa you can change parties at the caucus site as you check in. Democrats canceled their caucus way back in 2017.

Even with this huge advantage, Trump shattered the record.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

Largest margin of victory ever.

Cry more, retard.

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Largest margin.. Lol. Dude barely received half of the Republican vote with record low turnout. I'm sure he's sweating chicken grease realizing the implications for his electability.

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Originally Posted by Seran

Largest margin.. Lol. Dude barely received half of the Republican vote with record low turnout. I'm sure he's sweating chicken grease realizing the implications for his electability.

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If I didn’t know your posting history better I would say you must be trolling. Sadly, you are not.

How is it possible that you are this dumb and still able to function enough to engage in conversation on the PC?

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Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet

If I didn’t know your posting history better I would say you must be trolling. Sadly, you are not.

How is it possible that you are this dumb and still able to function enough to engage in conversation on the PC?

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-14 degrees, 22 inches of snow...

"rEcORD lOW tUrNOuTS!"


Democrats couldn't even turnout in the most liberal areas of Iowa and today it's the same "Iowa is all racist white Christians!" screed.

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Originally Posted by Seran

Largest margin.. Lol. Dude barely received half of the Republican vote with record low turnout. I'm sure he's sweating chicken grease realizing the implications for his electability.

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Trump beat DeSantis by 30 points.

https://i.imgur.com/ZWZZk3R.png

^ This involves understanding how to count, so I don't expect you to be able to process any of it.

Cope and seethe some more anyway though, creepy ass pedo loser.

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Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet

If I didn’t know your posting history better I would say you must be trolling. Sadly, you are not.

How is it possible that you are this dumb and still able to function enough to engage in conversation on the PC?

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Is this one of those times you claim record low turnout was simply because Republicans saw Dump being a forgone conclusion? That spin would be pretty hilarious if so.