Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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Originally Posted by Seran

I mean Catholics, Lutherans, some Calvanist and Baptist denominations. Unless you're a zealot, I'm sure you understand that like there are many colors in the homo rainbow, there too are many flavors of Christianity. Some of whom follow the Old Testament.

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Somebody didn't go to Sunday school as a kid. That’s ok. I’ll break it down for you:

Old Testament: This is the story of the Jewish people & God’s covenant with man. This includes the Torah (first five books Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, & Deuteronomy.)

New Testament: This is the story of Jesus and his disciples. This includes the Gospel (translated to good news - Matthew, Mark, Luke, & John)

Christians and Jews share the text of the Old Testament in their Bible. Jews don’t believe Jesus is their promised Messiah as prophesied by Isaiah. Christians are basically Jews that believe in Jesus. Thus any Christian, regardless of denomination, has the New Testament as part of their Bible. Christians don’t always agree on which books should be included in the New Testament, but all of them see the Gospel as fundamental to Christianity.

You can’t be a Christian and reject the New Testament & focus solely on the Old Testament. That would make you a Jew. At the same token, the Old Testament is fundamental to Christianity.

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Originally Posted by Neveragain

Diddler on the Roof was a musical about a retarded democrat NPC pedo named Seran who posts on a 30 year old text game forum.

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Fixed.

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Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet

Somebody didn't go to Sunday school as a kid. That’s ok. I’ll break it down for you:

Old Testament: This is the story of the Jewish people & God’s covenant with man. This includes the Torah (first five books Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, & Deuteronomy.)

New Testament: This is the story of Jesus and his disciples. This includes the Gospel (translated to good news - Matthew, Mark, Luke, & John)

Christians and Jews share the text of the Old Testament in their Bible. Jews don’t believe Jesus is their promised Messiah as prophesied by Isaiah. Christians are basically Jews that believe in Jesus. Thus any Christian, regardless of denomination, has the New Testament as part of their Bible. Christians don’t always agree on which books should be included in the New Testament, but all of them see the Gospel as fundamental to Christianity.

You can’t be a Christian and reject the New Testament & focus solely on the Old Testament. That would make you a Jew. At the same token, the Old Testament is fundamental to Christianity.

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Meanwhile someone went to religion zealotry class and beefed up on his religious intolerance. I'm curious why you think that teachers don't pass on the wisdom of the old testament or think somehow that Christianity as a whole limited to New Testament teachings.

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Originally Posted by Seran

Meanwhile someone went to religion zealotry class and beefed up on his religious intolerance. I'm curious why you think that teachers don't pass on the wisdom of the old testament or think somehow that Christianity as a whole limited to New Testament teachings.

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I think you are a prime example of why the Church kept the Mass in Latin & only the clergy were educated to read the Bible. Unwashed illiterate peasant heretical retards like you shouldn’t even dabble in trying to interpret religious texts. It’s dangerous for your soul, and possibly others.

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Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet

I think you are a prime example of why the Church kept the Mass in Latin & only the clergy were educated to read the Bible. Unwashed illiterate peasant heretical retards like you shouldn’t even dabble in trying to interpret religious texts. It’s dangerous for your soul, and possibly others.

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Your beliefs are pretty consistent as to why historical figures like John Calvin rose up against the idolatrous rose up in opposition to the belief of religious theocracy and primacy espoused by the Catholic Church. The belief that only certain Catholic individuals were worthy of teaching Scripture which necessitated a top the caste hierarchy is why Christian infaldes and the theft of untold billions in today's money were conned or directly stolen from the flock.

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Originally Posted by Neveragain

FOX also doesn't believe in matrices.

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I wonder if they believe in polynomials?

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Originally Posted by Seran

Your beliefs are pretty consistent as to why historical figures like John Calvin rose up against the idolatrous rose up in opposition to the belief of religious theocracy and primacy espoused by the Catholic Church. The belief that only certain Catholic individuals were worthy of teaching Scripture which necessitated a top the caste hierarchy is why Christian infaldes and the theft of untold billions in today's money were conned or directly stolen from the flock.

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John Calvin would have burned you at the stake for retarded heresy just like Michael Servetus. Quickly now…go Google it and admire Calvin’s religious tolerance.

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Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet

John Calvin would have burned you at the stake for retarded heresy just like Michael Servetus. Quickly now…go Google it and admire Calvin’s religious tolerance.

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Men of God or Gods have committed the most evil atrocities this world has ever known in the name of their specific interpretation of faith. Remember that next time your castigating others who don't believe in your oddly specific beliefs in only some of God's Word.

Seran trying to convince Players Corner that there are old testament Christians:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxPdXumGrFI

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Originally Posted by ~Rocktar~

I wonder if they believe in polynomials?

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I think maybe we are the only ones that practice the divinations of echelon matrices.