Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

I just thought it funny he referenced a verse of a law given to the Israelites, the founders of the 12 tribes of Israel and the origin story if you will of them and the Promised Land (nation of Israel).

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Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage

I just thought it funny he referenced a verse of a law given to the Israelites, the founders of the 12 tribes of Israel and the origin story if you will of them and the Promised Land (nation of Israel).

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You must be one of those New Testament types who subscribe to the re-imagination of the Word laid out in the Old Testament. Imagine my surprise that Republicans now support pagan practices like divination. I suppose magic spells will be next?

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Originally Posted by Seran

You must be one of those New Testament types who subscribe to the re-imagination of the Word laid out in the Old Testament. Imagine my surprise that Republicans now support pagan practices like divination. I suppose magic spells will be next?

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Wrong on all counts, per usual. And was that yet ANOTHER blanket statement about Republicans? It's almost like you say one thing and mean another. Nazi.

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Originally Posted by Seran

You must be one of those New Testament types who subscribe to the re-imagination of the Word laid out in the Old Testament.

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You mean a Christian?

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Originally Posted by Methais

Seran: Lol @ ur sky daddy

Also Seran: YEAH WELL <QUOTES SCRIPTURE AND EXPECTS TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY>


I mean literally no one, not even time4Auschwitz, who you think is your friend for some reason, takes you seriously anyway because you're dumber than an amoeba, but you always talking out of both sides of your Ashliana jizz filled ass and thinking that you're getting over on someone or that anyone will take you seriously just makes it exponentially more hilarious.

TLDR: Stop being a pants shitting tard

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I'm just curious as to why Clyder didn't respond to the matrices failure in his comment.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/AouUe...giphy.gif&ct=g

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Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet

You mean a Christian?

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Were you under the impression there aren't any Old Testament denominations out there?

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Originally Posted by Seran

Were you under the impression there aren't any Old Testament denominations out there?

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You mean Jews?

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Originally Posted by Seran

Were you under the impression there aren't any Old Testament denominations out there?

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Tell us more about these Old Testament "Christians."

Fucking idiot. :rofl:

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Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet

You mean a Christian?

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I mean Catholics, Lutherans, some Calvanist and Baptist denominations. Unless you're a zealot, I'm sure you understand that like there are many colors in the homo rainbow, there too are many flavors of Christianity. Some of whom follow the Old Testament.

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Originally Posted by Seran

I mean Catholics, Lutherans, some Calvanist and Baptist denominations. Unless you're a zealot, I'm sure you understand that like there are many colors in the homo rainbow, there too are many flavors of Christianity. Some of whom follow the Old Testament.

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Fiddler on the Roof was a musical about a poor Christian farmer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBHZFYpQ6nc