I already flushed them with registry cleaner.
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Guy, the following story is icky and personal and it made me frown, and cry, and whimper...So, be warned.
So, last night we had a wonderful salmon dinner with veggies and tatoes (again hah) and we played some lawn dice, I had a few sips of a margarita, and then like any couple we were gettin' busy and that was cool, and then after I was SUDDENLY VERY NAUSEOUS. and I clambered into the bathroom and I ended up puking on all fours in the tub. Quite possibly one of the worst moments of my life, convulsing and twitching. (and crying, don't forget the sobbing) I had muscle spasms until I fell asleep, if I had been less conscious I would have said something like a seizure but I was distantly alert while it all happened. We thought about going to the hospital but it subsided enough that I didn't think it was necessary (plus, who wants to explain that.) I'm good today, very sore. My back and shoulders and pelvis feel like they've been shattered (obviously not, but y'know) and I can't stand up straight... or walk without pain. :(
I called out of work. Thats like... a whole fucking day of work and I already had 3 days off this week because I have 7 days off next week. I cry.
My cat doesn't realize that it fucking HURTS REALLY BADLY if she steps on my pelvis and she just keeps kitten-tredding it and I want to die and throw her against a wall when she does it. :{{{{{{{{
Edit to add: I went to the hospital three times last year for stomach problems, had colonoscopies, endoscopies, all the ultrasounds--I know my stomach is fine, so it was primarily a muscle thing, I think--I think I threw up because of pain. Idk.IDK.
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Dude, go to the doctor.
Gonna take some tylenol, I don't usually take medication. I would have taken morphine last night. Thats what I got last time I went to the ER and it was horrible lol. I thought the room was caving in on me, nooo thanks.
I mostly feel really sore today, like I worked out REALLY hard yesterday. My abdomen still twinges and stuff when I move/laugh/twist but I think it will subside as the day continues. It is certainly muscle pain. I wish I had ibuprofen but I don't, and I'm not going out to get it. lol.
Sounds like a nasty case of STDs to me.
Yup. All the STDS.
We've both been tested. Thx for your concern.
Based on my google searches, I guess cramping/muscle spasms after sex can have to do with HIV, but we've both been tested multiple times before and even since starting to date, so I ruled it out already. I think it was related to how much I tense up during/after sex, I kind of think* it was like when you have a power surge and you short out a circuit or something.
Also, I'd been having Charley horses earlier this week, maybe low potassium.
Apparently magnesium and calcium deficiency can be related to muscle spasms too.
Pour some Tussin on it.