Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

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Originally Posted by Tisket

There were something like 98,000 serious trampoline injuries last year. I'm more concerned that someone might force me onto a trampoline than I am of getting Ebola or the super flu.

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Don't be the second kid!

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I never understood the obsession a certain segment of the population has with trampolines.

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Originally Posted by Androidpk

What can I say.. reading the books Hot Zone and The Stand have made a lasting impression on me.

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Hot Zone was scary shit.

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Originally Posted by Taernath

I never understood the obsession a certain segment of the population has with trampolines.

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It needs to stop raining long enough for me to light some charcoal, because steak.

... and I've burned some black beans which seem to have chemically bonded with the bottom of my pan.

I bought a delicious bag of salted caramel pretzels and I can't eat them because I've had the hiccups non-stop for the past hour. First world problems :(

I was in the kitchen pouring myself a delicious bowl of cereal when one of my cats saunters over and literally
says to me, "Hey, can I have a bite?" That was when I woke up in my bed and realized the cereal was a lie :(

Gotta drive myself to work for the next three days (which I would normally do) in my broke-as-fuck car.
Appointment Thursday. FINGERS CROSSED THAT I DON'T DIE ON THE WAY TO WORK. I've had some close calls the past few times.

Shit just turns off in the middle of driving, like "I don't think you understand, I'm not going to keep going, I am going to stall and then roll to the side of the road and you have to just hope that you don't get hit by the cars speeding down the road behind you. Then--I'm not going to start, just for shits and giggles, until you start to cry and put your face against the steering wheel. THEN, I'll start, only to stall out approximately 45 seconds after you put me into drive".

Trying a different route to work, less city-driving, less stop lights, hopefully less stalls.

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Originally Posted by Gnome Rage

Gotta drive myself to work for the next three days (which I would normally do) in my broke-as-fuck car.
Appointment Thursday. FINGERS CROSSED THAT I DON'T DIE ON THE WAY TO WORK. I've had some close calls the past few times.

Shit just turns off in the middle of driving, like "I don't think you understand, I'm not going to keep going, I am going to stall and then roll to the side of the road and you have to just hope that you don't get hit by the cars speeding down the road behind you. Then--I'm not going to start, just for shits and giggles, until you start to cry and put your face against the steering wheel. THEN, I'll start, only to stall out approximately 45 seconds after you put me into drive".

Trying a different route to work, less city-driving, less stop lights, hopefully less stalls.

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Why not just rent a car for a few days? Or have someone do it for you if you aren't yet 25. Or borrow someone's car.

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Originally Posted by Gnome Rage

Gotta drive myself to work for the next three days (which I would normally do) in my broke-as-fuck car.
Appointment Thursday. FINGERS CROSSED THAT I DON'T DIE ON THE WAY TO WORK. I've had some close calls the past few times.

Shit just turns off in the middle of driving, like "I don't think you understand, I'm not going to keep going, I am going to stall and then roll to the side of the road and you have to just hope that you don't get hit by the cars speeding down the road behind you. Then--I'm not going to start, just for shits and giggles, until you start to cry and put your face against the steering wheel. THEN, I'll start, only to stall out approximately 45 seconds after you put me into drive".

Trying a different route to work, less city-driving, less stop lights, hopefully less stalls.

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Your boyfriend is letting you down...