Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet

Joe Biden doesn’t have to have a direct deposit from a Ukrainian bank account to benefit. If you were 80 years old and could do something that would make your family $20 million, would that be of interest to you?

First he lied about having any knowledge of Hunter’s business dealings. Evidence and testimony proved that to be absolutely false. Next we were fed the lie that he never met with any of Hunter’s clients. We learned that the Big Guy was on phone calls and dined with those people. You guys keep moving the goal posts by now saying “oh he didn’t do anything wrong unless you can prove money was deposited into his personal bank account.” Joe Biden is a corrupt career politician and the head of a family crime syndicate.

---

Point out to those of us not in the know what federal statute makes you responsible for the independent dealings of your adult children. It'll be interesting to know this secret criminal code of procedure for future reference.

Also, can you point to us where President Biden provided sworn testimony where he was under the penalty of perjury? It would be interesting to know what sort of mental gymnastics you are performing to decide it was improper for Biden to have met with a political appointee.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Parkbandit

If Donald Trump was colluding with Russia.. why wasn't Donald Trump indicted?

I know you STILL believe the lies you were told.. that's because you live in Retard World.

You fucking retard.

---

Couple things jump out to me, but Trump's child met with the Russian agents at the Trump Hotel is the obvious first guess. Unlike your skewed beliefs to the contrary, unless there is provable evidence of involvement in a charged crime, individuals can't be held accountable for the adult children's actions. Secondly, Mueller indicated those meetings were ill advised, but did not rise to the level of a provable criminal act. Lastly, although spelling out Trump clearly obstructed justice which is a crime under federal law, Bill Barr and White House counsel decided a sitting President was immune to prosecution. The statute of limitations hasn't ran, so who knows.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Solkern

I’m confused, so did the president make millions in Ukraine or not? Because the Republican committee investigating him can’t find any evidence, or do you have some sort of evidence that suggest otherwise, or is just an “it’s obvious he made money” kind of thing?

---

You being confused is a nominee for The Understatement of the Year.

So, you are one of those liberals that if Joe Biden didn't cash a check that said "FOR A BRIBE FROM UKRAINE" in the memo section, then it wasn't a bribe.

Give the committee the records and let them get some forensic accountants to work on it. Biden never was accused of being overly bright.. I'm sure he was just dumb enough to leave plenty of evidence.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Seran

Couple things jump out to me, but Trump's child met with the Russian agents at the Trump Hotel is the obvious first guess. Unlike your skewed beliefs to the contrary, unless there is provable evidence of involvement in a charged crime, individuals can't be held accountable for the adult children's actions. Secondly, Mueller indicated those meetings were ill advised, but did not rise to the level of a provable criminal act. Lastly, although spelling out Trump clearly obstructed justice which is a crime under federal law, Bill Barr and White House counsel decided a sitting President was immune to prosecution. The statute of limitations hasn't ran, so who knows.

---

I'm going to be honest.. when you start posting all I can hear is this man's voice and how we need to better deal with you here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poxEYM0RMto

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Seran

Point out to those of us not in the know what federal statute makes you responsible for the independent dealings of your adult children. It'll be interesting to know this secret criminal code of procedure for future reference.

Also, can you point to us where President Biden provided sworn testimony where he was under the penalty of perjury? It would be interesting to know what sort of mental gymnastics you are performing to decide it was improper for Biden to have met with a political appointee.

---

If you aide in the crimes of your adult children they are not independent dealings. Now that you mention it, perhaps they can charge the whole Biden family with the RICO statute. I’m not an attorney, but I’ve seen plenty of mob movies.

I never made the claim he committed perjury. I said he lied. By lying I mean to the public both through his staff and Joe Biden himself through interviews. You are aware of this as well. By pivoting to asking me under sworn testimony you are making it obvious you realize this fact.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet

If you aide in the crimes of your adult children they are not independent dealings. Now that you mention it, perhaps they can charge the whole Biden family with the RICO statute. I’m not an attorney, but I’ve seen plenty of mob movies.

I never made the claim he committed perjury. I said he lied. By lying I mean to the public both through his staff and Joe Biden himself through interviews. You are aware of this as well. By pivoting to asking me under sworn testimony you are making it obvious you realize this fact.

---

Pointing out the incongruity of the fact that you're specifically going against your party platform that politicians are permitted by the first amendment to lie as they well please without repercussion. Insofar as no one had produced any evidence of criminal wrongdoing by then Vice President Biden or President Biden now, I'd like to point out that your feelings being hurt is immaterial.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Seran

Pointing out the incongruity of the fact that you're specifically going against your party platform that politicians are permitted by the first amendment to lie as they well please without repercussion. Insofar as no one had produced any evidence of criminal wrongdoing by then Vice President Biden or President Biden now, I'd like to point out that your feelings being hurt is immaterial.

---

Jesus Christ woman, exactly how much soy do you consume on an average day?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Parkbandit

You being confused is a nominee for The Understatement of the Year.

So, you are one of those liberals that if Joe Biden didn't cash a check that said "FOR A BRIBE FROM UKRAINE" in the memo section, then it wasn't a bribe.

Give the committee the records and let them get some forensic accountants to work on it. Biden never was accused of being overly bright.. I'm sure he was just dumb enough to leave plenty of evidence.

---

"We've not found anything ourselves in six years, but we swear if you'll permit us to use our own forensic accountants we'll eventually find something!"

This of course goes hand in hand with your belief that all members of the Federal government are incapable of gathering evidence, instead of what the rest of us know being you can't find evidence that doesn't exist.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Seran

"We've not found anything ourselves in six years, but we swear if you'll permit us to use our own forensic accountants we'll eventually find something!"

This of course goes hand in hand with your belief that all members of the Federal government are incapable of gathering evidence, instead of what the rest of us know being you can't find evidence that doesn't exist.

---

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poxEYM0RMto&t=245s

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rRW8p...?feature=share

Okay, this is hilarious. LOL