Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

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Originally Posted by cwolff

I think Subzero's on the right track. My Thanksgivings have scarred me. How much dry ass turkey can you eat? I think that's where I developed my love of ketchup on anything...except seafood.

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I guess you people up in Ohio don't know how to cook. I've never had a dry turkey for Thanksgiving.

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Originally Posted by waywardgs

Seafood for thanksgiving? What the hell is happening in this thread? You should all be banned.

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My buddy had a Thanksgiving or maybe a Christmas up in Nova Scotia with his wives family. Her dad is an accountant for some commercial fishing outfits there. His gift was as many pounds of fresh caught shellfish that he could eat. He's true blue american country all the way, but he sure didn't complain about the lack of turkey.

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Originally Posted by Gelston

I guess you people up in Ohio don't know how to cook. I've never had a dry turkey for Thanksgiving.

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You hit the nail on the head when it comes to my family. We have a long and successful history in the fight against food borne pathogens. We do it by cooking the meat until it's done, then cooking it some more for good measure.

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Originally Posted by cwolff

I think Subzero's on the right track. My Thanksgivings have scarred me. How much dry ass turkey can you eat? I think that's where I developed my love of ketchup on anything...except seafood.

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Squeeze bottle wasabi. You'll thank me later.

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Originally Posted by Latrinsorm

Squeeze bottle wasabi. You'll thank me later.

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Wasabi powder is meant to be injected nasally.

you'll curse me later.

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Originally Posted by Gelston

I guess you people up in Ohio don't know how to cook. I've never had a dry turkey for Thanksgiving.

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I only did one year, when my cunty old great aunt cooked it. We didn't let her do it again.

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Originally Posted by diethx

I only did one year, when my cunty old great aunt cooked it. We didn't let her do it again.

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HAHA, ya those cunty old aunts can't cook for shit.

A Southern Thanksgiving is truly superior. Like Southern college football.

Here's how to cook a turkey:

Step 1: brine it.
Step 2: deep fry it.

I don't need any thanks now, but come november just say a prayer for me!

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Originally Posted by waywardgs

Seafood for thanksgiving? What the hell is happening in this thread? You should all be banned.

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You're right. That should make people smile, not frown.

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Originally Posted by waywardgs

Wasabi powder is meant to be injected nasally.

you'll curse me later.

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What kind of Gen Y, Millennial bullshit is this? Cut it with gunpowder and apply it to your eyeballs. It's called Green Green.