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05-21-2013, 03:26 PM
Merala

Realizing my class selection is limited because I'm almost ready for UC.
05-21-2013, 03:44 PM
Pumpkin Queen

Watching Tan Moms video <3
05-21-2013, 04:14 PM
tyrant-201

Old lady who had her house ruined by the storm, thought she lost her dog but found it in the middle of an interview.
http://www.rainbow411.com/article/to...interview.html
05-21-2013, 04:44 PM
Allereli

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Originally Posted by tyrant-201

Old lady who had her house ruined by the storm, thought she lost her dog but found it in the middle of an interview.
http://www.rainbow411.com/article/to...interview.html

Thanks for making me cry, asshole :P
05-21-2013, 05:56 PM
Latrinsorm

I had a dream I was playing a Legend of Zelda MMO. The group I was in was pretty lame so I zerged ahead and was soloing a tarantula by blocking it with a cool person hat and stabbing it with a golf pencil, but it must have had (SEVERELY anti-canonical) DR x/Slash, Bludgeon because it was taking forever. Then the other goobers finally caught up and aggroed a young beholder and illithid-moblin or something (thanks guys), so I waited for the beholder to roar, slammed it face first into the wall behind us, and pinned it by stabbing through its lower jaw. Obviously the goobers were annihilated and I was taking damage so I went over to our healer (Monica from Strip Search) but she was out of heal juice so she just held my hand and that was pretty sweet.

Also, when I woke up I plotted out a Legend of Zelda MMO:

Hyrulean - spearmen
Goron - combat engineer (bombs)
Deku - ranged attacks and CC (Deku nuts) (not THAT kind)
Sheikah - assassins
beautiful, beautiful Gerudo - dual warriors
Zora - annoying and useless, so bards
Kokiri - mages (due to being immortal, plenty of time to study, includes Skull Kids)
Great Faeries - healers
Hylian - secret race, ranged cavalry, sword and board tank

Instead of the 6 DnD stats or the 10 Rolemaster stats, only 3: Wisdom, Power, Courage, each conferring blessings of the appropriate deity.

That's about what I have so far.
05-21-2013, 09:10 PM
DCSL

Quote:

Originally Posted by Delias

You are seriously overestimating the amount of work my mom is willing to put into dildo-shaped contraptions.

On the other hand, you were dreaming about me. So... Hi. How you doin'?

I wasn't really dreaming about you so much as your poor decisions, your great dog in potentia and your mother's desire for us to drink fish bit water that is not cake. Also pk's adventurous fish bit water-tasting. But I'm doing okay. Today was a lot better than yesterday. Thanks for asking!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tgo01

How long you been doing drugs?

This, I'd afraid, is the norm for my dreams.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Latrinsorm

Zora - annoying and useless, so bards

http://www.troll.me/images2/a-pimp/b...id-you-say.jpg
05-21-2013, 09:54 PM
Delias

Quote:

Originally Posted by DCSL

I wasn't really dreaming about you so much as your poor decisions, your great dog in potentia and your mother's desire for us to drink fish bit water that is not cake. Also pk's adventurous fish bit water-tasting. But I'm doing okay. Today was a lot better than yesterday. Thanks for asking!

I feel that by and large my decisions have been fine, it's just that I somehow managed to blow all the important ones. Probably because drugs + horny.
05-21-2013, 10:02 PM
Latrinsorm

Oh that's right, Zora (and bards) can be used to weight down switches. Not totally useless, thanks for reminding me Dex! :)
05-21-2013, 11:41 PM
diethx

I am finally, finally home.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DCSL

This, I'd afraid, is the norm for my dreams.

Still not nearly as weird as bouncing half-human.

And I STILL say that top half bouncing is far more terrifying than bottom or right/left half.
05-21-2013, 11:49 PM
Androidpk

Quote:

Originally Posted by DCSL

I had a dream that there was a portal through the PC forums to Delias's house. We all went there for some kind of BBQ or party his parents were throwing. He'd taken his ex back for some insane reason. We tried asking him why but he was pretty defensive about it. He had an adorable liver and white pit bull named Lucius that I hung out with for a lot of the party. 'cause.. yeah, dogs are awesome.

There was also this weird dildo-shaped contraption filled with water and bits of fish with a filter you drank through to get uh... watery fish bits? I don't know. I didn't try it because I don't like fish. Delias's mother had labeled the contraption "This is not cake!" so I had no interest. pk was about to try it when I woke up.

Lucius made me smile. He was a sweet dog.

1. I thought I had weird dreams.

2. I'm glad you woke up when you did.