Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage

https://www.nbcnews.com/science/scie...ever-rcna67178

Scientists set Doomsday Clock closer to midnight than ever before

[COLOR=var(--article-dek--color)]The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists warned that humanity is facing a time of “unprecedented danger.”


I thought it was Ttttttrump going to bring us to doomday?[/COLOR]

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Most of humanity gets dumber and dumber every day. This outcome is only to be expected at some point in time.

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Originally Posted by drumpel

Most of humanity gets dumber and dumber every day. This outcome is only to be expected at some point in time.

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Is this where we can insert the Fermi paradox into the conversation.

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Originally Posted by drumpel

Most of humanity gets dumber and dumber every day. This outcome is only to be expected at some point in time.

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Are you saying that people like Seran will be the "norm" in the future???

I'm sure it will take billions of years.. but still.. I can't imagine being Seran level of retarded unless I was in a very bad car accident and they had to cut out 99.99% of my brain.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

Remember when Ashliana used the Doomsday Clock as an actual reason why Trump wasn't a peaceful President?

God, that type of out of the box stupidity is a rare thing.

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Not rare enough.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

Are you saying that people like Seran will be the "norm" in the future???

I'm sure it will take billions of years.. but still.. I can't imagine being Seran level of retarded unless I was in a very bad car accident and they had to cut out 99.99% of my brain.

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Have you seen Idiocracy? I think their timeframe in the movie was optimistic, it's happening a hell of a lot faster.

The human race is not getting dumber. We’ve always had a substantial quantity of idiots. What has changed is that these morons are now semiliterate & have fingertip access to voice their stupidity through mass communication mediums. 50 years ago the village idiot would be silenced & outcast. Today platforms like TikTok reward mental illness & complete retards are given the opportunity to speak at the same or greater volume within social media as the most intelligent and/or experienced on any given topic.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

Are you saying that people like Seran will be the "norm" in the future???

I'm sure it will take billions of years.. but still.. I can't imagine being Seran level of retarded unless I was in a very bad car accident and they had to cut out 99.99% of my brain.

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Idiocracy took place 500 years in the future, but we're pretty much there now.

Seran already waters his plants with Brawndo because his TV told him to.

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Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet

The human race is not getting dumber. We’ve always had a substantial quantity of idiots. What has changed is that these morons are now semiliterate & have fingertip access to voice their stupidity through mass communication mediums. 50 years ago the village idiot would be silenced & outcast. Today platforms like TikTok reward mental illness & complete retards are given the opportunity to speak at the same or greater volume within social media as the most intelligent and/or experienced on any given topic.

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I disagree EMS, lawsuits and warning labels have let far more stupid people live and reproduce.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNNBgcMlNKc



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Originally Posted by Methais

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNNBgcMlNKc

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I don't understand why he was smiling and holding the hammer (Pelosi). Why didn't he immediately ask for aid? Hope the loser with the hammer doesn't get cashless bail like all the other violent offenders. Seriously though, he should def serve time for assault with a deadly weapon.

I can see why the Democrats fought tooth and nail against having that video released. What an absolute shit show. The reports made it sound like the door magically opened on its own and the police immediately saw Paul in a fight for his life.

Instead Paul and the dude answered the door together, and Paul is so terrified for his life that he has one hand on the hammer and the other hand is holding a drink (which he never drops), and instead of immediately asking for help he just says “hi” twice. Even after the attacker starts to fight for the hammer he still doesn’t ask for help and just says “hey hey hey.”