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10-07-2013, 05:08 PM
Candor

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Originally Posted by Latrinsorm

Math, how does it work?

You take money from those who work and give it to those who don't want to work.

...from The Liberal Handbook, Chapter 7 ("How Math Works"), page 112...

I'm disappointed Latrinsorm, I would have thought you could have quoted the entire book :)
10-07-2013, 05:21 PM
Latrinsorm

...I can't read or write. :(
10-07-2013, 06:41 PM
Tgo01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Latrinsorm

Math, how does it work?

He's just a cashier, math isn't part of his job.
10-08-2013, 11:12 AM
Tgo01

People who wait until they are in the process of turning before turning on their turn signal.
10-08-2013, 12:08 PM
Atlanteax

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tgo01

People who wait until they are in the process of turning before turning on their turn signal.

How about people who wait until the last second to slide over into the U-turn lane? (all clear, and could had turned into it 3-4 secs sooner, and no longer slowing traffic)
10-08-2013, 05:04 PM
Ker_Thwap

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Originally Posted by Atlanteax

How about people who wait until the last second to slide over into the U-turn lane? (all clear, and could had turned into it 3-4 secs sooner, and no longer slowing traffic)

A 90 year old woman in blackout glasses turned left out of the oncoming and stopped in front of me so she could get in line at Dunkins. Anti lock brakes are the only thing that saved her life. She then had the nerve to shake a frail little arm at me as screeched to a halt a foot from her car. I need to get a dash cam, it would have made awesome video. Stupid old people in my town.

I must admit that I had a passing fantasy about living in a post apocalyptic anarchy and driving my heavily modified Ford Falcon Interceptor right through her.
10-08-2013, 05:06 PM
Gelston

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Originally Posted by Ker_Thwap

A 90 year old woman in blackout glasses turned left out of the oncoming and stopped in front of me so she could get in line at Dunkins. Anti lock brakes are the only thing that saved her life. She then had the nerve to shake a frail little arm at me as screeched to a halt a foot from her car. I need to get a dash cam, it would have made awesome video. Stupid old people in my town.

I must admit that I had a passing fantasy about living in a post apocalyptic anarchy and driving my heavily modified Ford Falcon Interceptor right through her.

http://images.eurogamer.net/2013/usgamer/GTA-V-big.jpg

Drive through anyone you want.
10-08-2013, 05:16 PM
Latrinsorm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ker_Thwap

I need to get a dash cam, it would have made awesome video.

Anyone can fake a receipt.
10-08-2013, 11:13 PM
4a6c1

Today was the shittiest fucking day. Tikal canceled. Apparently everything coming out of that specific consulate is cancelled and nobody thought to tell me, despite hotel reservations made. Something else. Why are the worst fucking men in the world attracted to me. If Dahmer was alive he would take exception from little boys just to hunt me for my flesh, I'm certain of it. It was exciting when I was younger but I'm a creaky old spinster now and just once I want to date a nice guy who doesn't torture kittens in his spare time. Somebody boring. Like an accountant or something. That said, completely unrelated... two wahabists also put me in a bad mood today. Fucking Saudi trash, goddamnit. I'll show them what Saddams bodyguards should have done. I need sleep, I haven't slept in about 3 days. Sorry if this reads like Stanley Burrells vagina monologues.
10-08-2013, 11:15 PM
Stanley Burrell

My vagina is O.K. with that. Sorry :(