Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

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Originally Posted by B4Hand

My 7th grader is one of the "Managers" for the 7th grade football team. I picked her up after the game this evening, and she says.. 'So, Mom, like Alex got in trouble, because he tried to kiss me, and Stephen was jealous and told on him."


What the heck, she's 12! Boys better stay away, I am going to have to start sending my 14 year old son to watch over her when she's away from me.

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I got my first kiss at 12, the same night I got my boob touched.

Goodluck <3

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Originally Posted by Gnome Rage

I got my first kiss at 12, the same night I got my boob touched.

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Wow, you were 12? Whore. How old was your uncle?

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Originally Posted by NocturnalRob

Wow, you were 12? Whore. How old was your uncle?

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Haa oh my god. Hilarious.

40 something ;)

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Originally Posted by NocturnalRob

Wow, you were 12? Whore. How old was your uncle?

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Hey, be fair, at least he bought her a drink first.

Sick for the second week in a row. Throat is swollen like I recently had 5 cocks in it. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU TAKE TO STOP POST NASAL DRIP. Dayquil is making this worse.

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Originally Posted by RojoDisco

Sick for the second week in a row. Throat is swollen like I recently had 5 cocks in it. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU TAKE TO STOP POST NASAL DRIP. Dayquil is making this worse.

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Sure it's a cold and not allergies?

Sleeping sitting up is the only way I know of...

Yah allergies are bad around here this time of year, your taking the wrong medication, get some Loratadine.

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Originally Posted by RojoDisco

Sick for the second week in a row. Throat is swollen like I recently had 5 cocks in it. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU TAKE TO STOP POST NASAL DRIP. Dayquil is making this worse.

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The beautifully named Nasacort stops mine pretty quick.

After having the lab or whatever read a follow-up MRI on my back (had surgery in March), I was told all was fine, despite still being in pretty bad fucking pain a few days a week.

A few days ago my neurologist, upon taking a second look at the results, informed me that the disc I had cleaned up has RE-HERNIATED!!! AWESOME! Looks like I'll likely be having my second back surgery within a year sometime down the road.

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Originally Posted by peam

After having the lab or whatever read a follow-up MRI on my back (had surgery in March), I was told all was fine, despite still being in pretty bad fucking pain a few days a week.

A few days ago my neurologist, upon taking a second look at the results, informed me that the disc I had cleaned up has RE-HERNIATED!!! AWESOME! Looks like I'll likely be having my second back surgery within a year sometime down the road.

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Well, at least your doctor believes there is actually something wrong. I fucked up my knee in some way, and went to the doctor. Apparently the x-rays showed nothing but he was kind enough to prescribe me fucking naproxen (sold next to the aspirin) for the pain and said if it still hurts in a month to come back for an MRI. For reference, I've played sports on fractured limbs and it hasn't hurt as badly as this knee when it gets tweaked....if I ever find a doctor who actually listens to what I have to say, I'm seriously going to tip him.