The first step is admitting you have a problem, narc.
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The first step is admitting you have a problem, narc.
The problem with people like that is their feelings of entitlement and at the root, terrible work ethic. I have one sibling like that. He borrowed and borrowed from my parents his whole life, they even paid for his failed excursions into community college. But can he help the rest of us siblings pay for mothers home care and hospice? Not one red cent.
It's Sunday so the bible people are protesting Planned Parenthood on my way to work. I'm feeling cheeky... i buy 10 $5 starbucks giftcards and take them inside to hand them out. No incident, Total warm fuzzies.
Text my best friend about it. He's typical Texan republican.
His response: "WHY CAN YOU BUY COFFEE FOR WHORES BUT NOT GO TO RICKS WITH ME." (ricks = strippers by the army base)
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You're surprised by Planned Parenthood hating Republicans in Texas? Haven't you lived there a while?Quote:
Originally Posted by RojoDisco
wireless on my modem died. an hour on the phone with India and they're sending a new one. I should have asked for a supervisor earlier.
I feel like going all Falling Down on my McDonald's. As I've already whined about previously they forget to give me my sweet and sour packets half the time so I've gotten into the habit of asking them when they hand me my food if the packets are in there and it's been good for a while now. Tonight I ordered a large double quarter pounder meal and two sweet and sour packets and they give me one packet, medium fries and a single quarter pounder in a double quarter pounder container.
How am I supposed to clog my arteries with this shit?
Bloomberg's revenge.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tgo01
I have the 2nd overall pick in tomorrow's FF draft.. and I have NO IDEA who I am going to select. Peterson will definitely go #1.
It's been my experience that you can't win your league in the first three rounds, but you can lose it. My advice would be to go with the surest thing available at 2. I picked at 5 in my pay league and shocked the masses by taking Calvin Johnson instead of one of the glut of unproven/injury prone probable RB2's going in the first round this year. I've never not taken an RB in round one in over a decade, but fact is, he outscored most if not all backs (been a couple weeks since my draft, can't remember) in ppr and .5/pr leagues last season while only scoring 5 TD's. With no clear #2, you might consider the highest scoring RB on the board, even if he just happens to be a WR.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
I confused Phantom Planet with the Long Winters, facilitated in no small part by misremembering "tonight" as "come on".
Tonight. (Come on?)
Tonight. (Come on?)
Tonight, we'll raise the dead!! HEYUH!!!