A thread for Ashliana

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

You should just come up with a single new trick. Nothing original at all...

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Did you really just say someone else should come up with a new trick -- just after trotting out your most prized, 13-year old memory of last resort? Are you trying to go beyond Retard Champion to some new title worthy of your complete lack of self-awareness and abject hypocrisy?

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

LOL.

You seem very upset with me owning multiple businesses... is it because your "life" is whatever is left in the dumpster you happen to be diving today?

If you need some money, I'm sure some sucker out there would be willing to throw a couple bucks your way. Start up a gofundme page... you have a story that would make people realize how good they have it.

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Couldn't address the reality of your composition being criticized? Check.
Hilarious sensitivity about your occupation? Check.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

And then Dar nailed him..

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And then Ashliana scrubbed it, because that totally means it never happened. :lol:

Perhaps his full name is Ashlianapk.

What a dunce.

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

That was quite a lot of words but the joke's on you because I already know I'm a piece of shit.

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

• Your big "gotcha" is that I once created a second account in my early 20s to screw around on a forum, quickly screwed up which account I was logged into, outed myself.

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You have a long and storied history of being retarded on this forum... which is why you are the Reigning Retard Champion.. and at this point, eclipsing Backlash and time4fun as the GOAT.

And I thought you created Kierphe to mess with the reputation system that was coming in 3 months? I'm shocked you lied about that too...

Because if there is one thing that is more consistent than you being a triggered retard here for 13 years.. it's that you are a compulsive liar.

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Originally Posted by Methais

And then Ashliana scrubbed it, because that totally means it never happened. :lol:

Perhaps his full name is Ashlianapk.

What a dunce.

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The best part is: The quotes are all still there because people knew Ashliana would want to rewrite history and pretend it never happened.

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Originally Posted by Methais' Third Daily Dose of Simping for Parkbandit

And then Ashliana scrubbed it, because that totally means it never happened. :lol:

Perhaps his full name is Ashlianapk.

What a dunce.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...52/709/95a.gif

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Those posts were up for ages, and only scrubbed years later when PB had another of his many meltdowns, which is also on record.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

The best part is: The quotes are all still there because people knew Ashliana would want to rewrite history and pretend it never happened.

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Your wishes don't rewrite reality. Your Alzheimer's-addled brain may rob of you the details, but alas, that only reflects on you. I've never denied the second account thing, even when you've hilariously gotten most of the details wrong -- despite relishing it unironically 13 years later, right after saying other people should find new tricks. :rofl:

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

You have a long and storied history of being retarded on this forum... which is why you are the Reigning Retard Champion.. and at this point, eclipsing Backlash and time4fun as the GOAT.

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You have a long and storied history of being retarded on this forum... which is why you are the Reigning Retard Champion.. and at this point, eclipsing Methais and Neveragain as the GOAT.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

And I thought you created Kierphe to mess with the reputation system that was coming in 3 months? I'm shocked you lied about that too...

Because if there is one thing that is more consistent than you being a triggered retard here for 13 years.. it's that you are a compulsive liar.

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My not recalling the exact timeline of events after 13 years because I, unlike you, haven't held onto your precious memory like Gollum and the Ring, doesn't substantiate your claim of my being a "liar."

You're on record in 2008 acknowledging that was what the account was for.

Put in your place by your own words -- yet another crowning achievement for the PC's Retard Champion, Parkbandit.

:clap:

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...ngebobmeme.jpg

Did you really just say someone else should come up with a new trick -- just after trotting out your most prized, 13-year old memory of last resort? Are you trying to go beyond Retard Champion to some new title worthy of your complete lack of self-awareness and abject hypocrisy?

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That's not my trick.. that was your trick. If you don't want people to keep bringing up the stupid things you've done... maybe stop doing stupid things?

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Couldn't address the reality of your composition being criticized? Check.
Hilarious sensitivity about your occupation? Check.

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Sensitive? How am I sensitive? You keep bringing it up as if I should be ashamed of owning 3 businesses... yet, you haven't mentioned what you do...

But then again, diving dumpsters doesn't pay what it used to.....

Please set up a Gofundme page. I'll throw a couple bucks your way. I just want the story to be good... like here are some ideas:

1) Instead of saying the truth like "My family abandoned me early on because I'm a toxic faggot".. maybe pretend they all died in a horrible car accident and you survived, even though you are horribly disfigured (last part is true, but that's just how you came out...)

2) Instead of saying you dumpster dive... say you are an "environmentalist recycler"

3) Instead of saying your life sucks so badly that you are forced to live alone and spend all your time in your make believe online world.. just say "I enjoy conversing with people from all over the world!"

You can do this... you're ability to lie and make shit up will be invaluable here.

Give us the link when you are done.. the people from this forum will help you!

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

Those posts were up for ages, and only scrubbed years later when PB had another of his many meltdowns, which is also on record.



Your wishes don't rewrite reality. Your Alzheimer's-addled brain may rob of you the details, but alas, that only reflects on you. I've never denied the second account thing, even when you've hilariously gotten most of the details wrong -- despite relishing it unironically 13 years later, right after saying other people should find new tricks. :rofl:



You have a long and storied history of being retarded on this forum... which is why you are the Reigning Retard Champion.. and at this point, eclipsing Methais and Neveragain as the GOAT.



My not recalling the exact timeline of events after 13 years because I, unlike you, haven't held onto your precious memory like Gollum and the Ring, doesn't substantiate your claim of my being a "liar."

You're on record in 2008 acknowledging that was what the account was for.

Put in your place by your own words -- yet another crowning achievement for the PC's Retard Champion, Parkbandit.

:clap:

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Yikes.. having trouble with the forum again I see....

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

That's not my trick.. that was your trick. If you don't want people to keep bringing up the stupid things you've done... maybe stop doing stupid things?

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You being forced to rely on your most precious memory would be the trick. Try to keep up, grandpa.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit, Sensitively Rationalizing His Earlier Statement

Sensitive? How am I sensitive? You keep bringing it up as if I should be ashamed of owning 3 businesses... yet, you haven't mentioned what you do...

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Maybe you should read what you wrote.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit, Out Of Things To Say, Unable To Address His Words Contradicting His Position One Post Ago

But then again, diving dumpsters doesn't pay what it used to.....

Please set up a Gofundme page. I'll throw a couple bucks your way. I just want the story to be good... like here are some ideas:

1) Instead of saying the truth like "My family abandoned me early on because I'm a toxic faggot".. maybe pretend they all died in a horrible car accident and you survived, even though you are horribly disfigured (last part is true, but that's just how you came out...)

2) Instead of saying you dumpster dive... say you are an "environmentalist recycler"

3) Instead of saying your life sucks so badly that you are forced to live alone and spend all your time in your make believe online world.. just say "I enjoy conversing with people from all over the world!"

You can do this... you're ability to lie and make shit up will be invaluable here.

Give us the link when you are done.. the people from this forum will help you!

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Your wishes are so close to changing reality to suit your delusions! Keep it up! Trump will regain power any second now if you keep up this level of spectacular butthurt!

:rofl:

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

Yikes.. having trouble with the forum again I see....

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Mm.. No? Your wishes still lack the power to warp and twist reality to suit your delusions.

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

My not recalling the exact timeline of events after 13 years because I, unlike you, haven't held onto your precious memory like Gollum and the Ring, doesn't substantiate your claim of my being a "liar."

You're on record in 2008 acknowledging that was what the account was for.

Put in your place by your own words -- yet another crowning achievement for the PC's Retard Champion, Parkbandit.

:clap:

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Notice how the date of that post is after the reputation was added to the forums? And you did use it for that. YOU stated that the reason you created Kierphe account was to "mess around with the reputation system".

You do know the difference.. right? Or should I mansplain it to you?