Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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07-17-2022, 08:02 AM
Gelston

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Originally Posted by Solkern

You do know birth control, such as the pill and condoms aren’t 100% right? Men can be assholes as well, take advantage of a drunk girlfriend, take off their condom etc.

Not having sex is 100%.
07-17-2022, 08:55 AM
Parkbandit

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Originally Posted by Gelston

Not having sex is 100%.

Fucking Republicans are trying to block abstinence though! WHAT THE FUCK CAN WE DO NOW?!?!?!?
07-17-2022, 11:19 AM
Jeril

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Originally Posted by Solkern

You do know birth control, such as the pill and condoms aren’t 100% right? Men can be assholes as well, take advantage of a drunk girlfriend, take off their condom etc.

This is funny, because most of the time when something like this happens, it's the woman doing it and not the man. It's rather difficult for a man to babytrap a woman, but quite easy for a woman to babytrap a man.
07-17-2022, 11:56 AM
Seran

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Originally Posted by Neveragain

These are risks that one must consider before choosing to participate in an act that leads to creating a human being.

Rape isn't consensual, you do realize that right? I just can't imagine you support a party who gives more legal rights to a collection of cells that hasn't even become a fetus yet.
07-17-2022, 11:58 AM
Seran

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Originally Posted by Shaps

Notice how fast the Left stopped talking about that 10 year old rape victim, when it was finally revealed she was raped by an illegal alien?

https://www.bizpacreview.com/2022/07...faces-1261378/

"Fox News reported that Fuentes – a Guatemalan national – has had an ICE detainer placed on him and is in the country illegally, ICE confirmed to Fox News Digital that the suspect is indeed not in the U.S. lawfully."

Maybe because....

https://cis.org/Vaughan/Biden-Freeze...n-Deportations

"One of President Biden's first acts on immigration is to suspend investigations, arrests, and deportations of most criminal aliens for the next 100 days."

"In practice, this means that ICE must release criminal aliens and others in custody who are not covered in these definitions. This will include aliens convicted of domestic violence, sex offenses, drunk driving, theft causing loss of less than $10,000, vehicular homicide, an infinite number of misdemeanor crimes, and much more."

Dems have a great platform to run on, no doubt.

Uh no, no one but you and your Fox News party thinks the rapist has anything to say with whether the ten year old he molested gets to have an abortion. Pretty sick dude.
07-17-2022, 01:05 PM
Methais

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Originally Posted by chowell

What is “retarded” about Serans’ post? Equal rights? Freedom of choice? Are those not foundational to our country’s rights? LGBTQ should be afforded equal marriage rights same as any other citizen.. plain and simple; why does that even matter to you or even affect you? Are you uncomfortable they are born that way?

Also, everyone deserves to have rights and control over their body. It’s absurd that women have lost this choice. Pretty basic freedoms that make our country great are now out the window, we should be so proud..

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You must be new to Seran's posts. When he's not just flat out making stuff up, or arguing in the most dishonest possible way, or being so confused about the meanings of basic words that he says shit like, "Republicans are trying to block abstinence," when he's not doing that, he's just mindlessly repeating what he hears on TV.

Exhibit A:

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Originally Posted by Seran

or a dependent child 26 and younger.

How many 26 year old "children" exist? Is that number higher than 0?

Exhibit B:

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Originally Posted by Candor

Obviously I am not referring to rape nor an abortion procedure necessary to protect the life of the Mother...so please don't go screaming WHAT ABOUT RAPE?...which is what usually happens when I have this discussion with a liberal.

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Originally Posted by Seran

What about rape? Indiana is gearing up to prosecute a doctor who performed an abortion of the ten year old /child/ who was raped by a 27 year old, tell me at what point the Framers decided that one child should be forced to bear the results of rape to have another child? What about mental incapacity of the mother, terminal illness, pregnancy complications that put the woman at risk of death? The SCOTUS without reservation stated Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness, the core tenants of our Declaration of Independence were meaningless because 'the State shall not infringe on a woman's right to abortion' doesn't exist in the Constitution. Really.

Democrats have had what, two supermajorities in the last fifty some odd years? Outside of the roughly 10 months in the last 13 years, there was one other time. The 95th Congress could have did it, but where was the priority to codify abortion rights, within the same decade where Roe V Wade had just stated unequivocally women had that right, should they have had forseen that an ultra-conservative court would override a bedrock principle a bit less than 50 years later? Lawl.
07-17-2022, 01:10 PM
Methais

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Originally Posted by Seran

The SCOTUS didn't create a law, they said that the right to choose was a basic right that couldn't be infringed by a state. The SCOTUS then said, jk the right for one person to require another, completely unrelated person to carry an unwanted pregnancy is aok.

Remember when Ruth Bader Ginsburg, the left's champion of abortion and women's rights, also said that Roe v Wade was a shitty ruling and that Congress needs to just pass a federal bill because RvW is unlikely to hold up in the long term?

What are your thoughts on that?
07-17-2022, 01:18 PM
Methais

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Originally Posted by Solkern

You do know birth control, such as the pill and condoms aren’t 100% right? Men can be assholes as well, take advantage of a drunk girlfriend, take off their condom etc.

Oh. Well in that case why even bother with it, right?

It's not just men that do shady shit either...

Instagram model accuses Drake of putting hot sauce inside of a condom and he seemingly responds: 'You can have your 15 minutes of fame'

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An Instagram model is accusing Drake of getting a little too spicy during a recent romantic encounter, which allegedly took place at the rapper's hotel a few weeks ago.

The model claims that the self-proclaimed Certified Lover Boy - born Aubrey Drake Graham - added a packet of hot sauce into a used condom in order to kill his sperm after the two had sex.

After he disposed of the condom she took it out of the trash and attempted to impregnate herself inside of the bathroom, not realizing what it contained.

The woman revealed the accusations to the Too Much Hot Tea blog saying that after she screamed due to the burning sensation, Champagne Papi - as he's known on Instagram - ran into the bathroom and allegedly admitted to pouring hot sauce in the condom.

Though it's an unusual way to try to prevent pregnancy, the Canadian crooner has previously complained about having to go above and beyond to ensure that women won't collect his sperm.

More...
07-17-2022, 01:23 PM
Methais

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Originally Posted by Seran

The SCOTUS without reservation stated Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness, the core tenants of our Declaration of Independence were meaningless because 'the State shall not infringe on a woman's right to abortion' doesn't exist in the Constitution. Really.

Or perhaps even setting aside the states rights issue, they believe that life starts at conception or whatever, therefore falling under the "Life" part of "Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness."

I know your brain can't handle that kind of information, so just read it one word at a time.

Democrats have had what, two supermajorities in the last fifty some odd years? Outside of the roughly 10 months in the last 13 years, there was one other time. The 95th Congress could have did it, but where was the priority to codify abortion rights, within the same decade where Roe V Wade had just stated unequivocally women had that right, should they have had forseen that an ultra-conservative court would override a bedrock principle a bit less than 50 years later? Lawl.[/QUOTE]

"It's not democrats' fault for not passing federal abortion legislation when they had the chance to do so on more than one occassion, it's the court's fault!!!!!! And republicans! And Trump!!!! And now that it's overturned we need to vote democrat so they can fix it!!!!!!" -Seran

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should they have had forseen that an ultra-conservative court would override a bedrock principle a bit less than 50 years later? Lawl.

That's what happens when you rely on the courts to do your job for you. Stop being a cuck.

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Originally Posted by Seran

Uh no, no one but you and your Fox News party thinks the rapist has anything to say with whether the ten year old he molested gets to have an abortion. Pretty sick dude.

Why do we always have to remind you that the only person here who watches Fox News is you?
07-17-2022, 01:29 PM
Methais

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Originally Posted by Gelston

Not having sex is 100%.

That's not an option because republicans are trying to block abstinence. I know it's true because Seran said so.