Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

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Originally Posted by diethx

Like mid 60s I guess during the day? Last Thanksgiving we were wearing short sleeves at my in-laws which is about an hour and a half south of me. I dunno, I guess I don't remember exactly, all I can tell you for sure is too goddamn warm.

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I just want to wear my fucking hoodie. That's all. A simple fucking Adidas hoodie that has made an annual appearance sometime in September for like 7 consecutive years.

Asshole sun.

I've got a headache and feel tired like I didn't sleep. Wearing my glasses today and because I'm tired my one retardo eye (the one that I used to catch my buddy's elbow) is extra retardo today.

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Originally Posted by AnticorRifling

I've got a headache and feel tired like I didn't sleep. Wearing my glasses today and because I'm tired my one retardo eye (the one that I used to catch my buddy's elbow) is extra retardo today.

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http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DRjFsnvrR9...lazy%2Beye.jpg

bitch, bitch, bitch.

Lol yeah it's like that.

So I'm here at my tutoring job, minding my own business, seeing good papers about politics and the like. Then this Kevin guy comes in for his appointment. I take him. Little did I know the shit of RAGE in his paper that was going to unfold in my little office.

So I'm reading his shit and it's titled, "Sports Make People More Successful." So I read, shit looks like a middle school paper. Then I get to the second paragraph.

"SHORT PEOPLE ARE NOT GOOD. THEY SHOULD DIE. STALIN AND HITLER WERE SHORT, HENCE SHORT PEOPLE ARE EVIL."

So I'm like, "I agree, midgets are totally Hitler-like." Then I keep on reading.

"GEEKY PEOPLE SUCK. THEY WILL FOREVER BE THE LAST ON THE FOOD CHAIN, AND GIRLS SHOULD BE TALL AND WORSHIP CEO'S AND TALL PEOPLE."

I'm wearing my Transformers logo shirt, and I start to feel uncomfortable. Then the real shit happens.

"WOMEN SHOULD CATER TO THE ALPHA MALE, WHO ARE TALL, BECAUSE THEY ARE SUCCESSFUL AND RULE THE WORLD. BASEBALL BATS."

Since I do have my Feminist tendencies, and I can't really control the sarcastic comments that come out of my mouth--all I could ask was this:

J: How tall are you?
Kevin: 5'9.
J. That's not tall.

That'll be the last I see of him. Shit. Next time I'ma cut him with his paper.

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Originally Posted by iJin

"WOMEN SHOULD CATER TO THE ALPHA MALE, WHO ARE TALL, BECAUSE THEY ARE SUCCESSFUL AND RULE THE WORLD. BASEBALL BATS."

J: How tall are you?
Kevin: 5'9.
J. That's not tall.

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I laughed and laughed!

BASEBALL BATS. Hahah. I just realized how hilarious that was. I snorted in the office and people looked at me. THANKS JAY.

I was pretty disappointed to find out what "milk treading" actually meant. So many possibilities!

My normally nice, friendly co-worker was just so grumpy and mean spirited today..pfft.

Realizing I'm getting a shitty cold at this very second while waiting for Dex to get down to the financial district.