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Putting the fucking thing in the thing; 'cause all we have of these things are fucking things with actual lemon-y ass kumquat faggot additives. And every goddamn motherfucking time I try to pour some milk into my thing when one of those dirty-ass citrus things is in it, it curdles like some bent bitch. Fuck me. Fuck.
I mean I kind of frowned, it's not that big of a deal, but.
Things start to get better, then they get worse yet again.
how do you get the taste of weed and hooker spit out of your mouth?
Have her shit in your mouth afterwards. You won't be so worried about her spit anymore.Quote:
Originally Posted by SHAFT
Don't kiss hookers and/or brush your fucking teeth. Duh.Quote:
Originally Posted by SHAFT
you know what i'm talking about tisket
I seldom know what you are talking about. You should be used to that by now.
People. They're weak, stupid, and ultimately an awesome waste of time.
Let's all be robots.
Got a ticket today because my car wasnt registered...
Evidently in Georgia the registration expires on your birthday each year - so even though I registered it in October, it expired in December.
Fucking Georgia.
I opened up my glasses case and there were no glasses in there. I left them in Baltimore this morning. Now I'm squinting, and frowning